David Pichler

Struggling to over come a crippling frisbee addiction

[David Pichler @DavidPichler83]

@GWRHelp no train has had more money invested in them than you.

Why is your service so shit?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

With what appears to have been an assist from Farage and Sunak, the GB News owners hedge fund has reportedly cashed by in betting against NatWest. This requires an urgent investigation so we can find out what has happened.

So do reports of Truss and Kwarteng reportedly having lunch with hedgefunders that short the pound prior to the mini budget. Then after, at a widely reported champagne lunch, where Kwarteng was said to have been advised to double down on their horrifying budget, which further screwed the markets and left millions of Britons facing huge mortgage increases and risk of homelessness.

It’s almost as if the book Jacob Rees Moggs dad wrote is being used as a manual. This is generally how "Sovereign Individuals" operate.

One of Jacob Rees Mogg’s donors is Crispin Odey, ex husband of Murdochs daughter and the man that made millions in the aftermath of Brexit, after donating vast sums to leave groups, he has benefitted from a lot of crashes. He’s also linked to the fossil fuel big wigs, Mogg is vocally pro fracking and was very pro Brexit, but I’m sure that’s just a big coincidence…

Disaster capitalism, shorting the pound, betting against your own country - the antithesis of patriotism. Yet they all claim to be the poster boys for patriotism? Real patriots look around now and feel little but shame for what their nation has become.

That’s how it all generally works though, between the government and powerful people. It’s all high stakes gambling and bank robbing arranged in Prada at the Carlton by the elite, fuck ups orchestrated, billionaires get richer, send it all offshore - then we are left to pay for it, a society in ruins that’s told to accept low pay as food prices and energy bills soar, that face hate crimes as their red meat/ culture war rhetoric impacts our communities, that’s taxed higher as our public services fall to ruins due to government cuts.

Meanwhile, MPs cash in, their pay increases, their expenses increase and their mates divvy out shares then take the money and run, or buy yachts and sail away.

They’re like a posh mafia and we are all being conned on an industrial scale.

https://t.co/T6vtrM6Hb9

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Obscene. What he brands Russophobia is in fact solidarity with a democratic state fighting imperialism. It's a national humiliation that this man was allowed into the Lords and to own a British newspaper.

[David Pichler @DavidPichler83]

I’m so sorry that you’re a massive cunt and we want nothing to do with you

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

all that money on IT lessons and he can’t work out how to open a phone

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Says it all really…

[David Pichler @DavidPichler83]

@ChezBruce @LevParikian @profdwh I sometimes think bureaucrats are control freaks and making others fill out needless fields on forms is how they Getafix

[🟥🟥⬛️ ProCyclingStats.com @ProCyclingStats]

GPX based heatmap of races in France in the last 10 years.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Two massive black holes are locked in a dance at the center of the OJ 287 galaxy. The larger black hole is surrounded by disk of gas; it is also orbited by a smaller black hole that collides with the disk, producing a flare brighter than 1 trillion stars https://t.co/ChLhn9akFO

[David Pichler @DavidPichler83]

Wfh Dfg223zdf

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

How each province and territory got its name:

British Columbia:
Originally, the southern portion of the province was named for the Columbia River. The central region was named New Caledonia.
To avoid confusion with Colombia, Queen Victoria named it British Columbia in 1858.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

💜🙏🏾💜

[Rich Felgate @richfelgate]

The moment when a van driver mounts the curb and crashes into a bus stop to avoid a @JustStop_Oil protest.

[David Pichler @DavidPichler83]

The party of law and order. The person responsible for enforcing law and order

[Harry Yorke @HarryYorke1]

EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Suella Braverman asked Home Office civil servants to help her avoid a speeding fine and points on her licence by arranging a private one-to-one driving awareness course

Serious Qs over whether she may have breached ministerial code

1/4

https://t.co/yqBa1RrkJb

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

Some of you voted for this cunt.

[Benji Naesen @BenjiNaesen]

Please tell me this is one of those parody newspapers. 😭

Impossible that an actual journalist wrote this.

[Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall]

Who is more neglected by his wealthy father?

[Evan O’Connell @evanoconnell]

“and a Canadian”

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Exceptional - from Private Eye.