David cooks for one

Pardon my serious tweets, I was young and online

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Halbrand is Sauron

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Exclusive 🚨: V.F. has your first official look at @PrimeVideo’s The Lord of the Rings: #TheRingsOfPower. Welcome back to Middle-earth. https://t.co/Tabxf9CzoL

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Historically terrible job commentating/interviewing after the main event to go with the judging. Now literally everyone loses. #UFC282

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Tarantino: Marvel actors aren't movie stars
The actors:

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Stunning opal reveal.

Credit: Broken River Mining

[@cerisecastle.bsky.social @cerisecastle]

This is Blake Anderson. He’s a security guard at the Good Batch Lounge. Early Sunday morning, deputy Rodriguez and his partner pulled up and began beating Blake. He’s since lost vision in his eye. He’s current being charged with assault on a police office for this. @lasdgangs

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@lotro How near is the near future? A few days? Several weeks? I spent all week preparing a character for a transfer I’ll obviously have to postpone and I’d like to estimate how to adjust my plans in the meantime.

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@moetkacik @megreenwell Was wondering why my ads have become my groceries the past decade. This explains it and the aggressive app marketing via discounts. PE goons can’t stop themselves from data mining.

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@spamvicious @ask_aubry Plot twist, it’s a horror movie

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If I’m ever murdered/suspected of murder, they are going to test a frankly embarrassing amount of pizza stains

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@techleadhd

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Bro, Jen’s bed looks so comfy, what the heck #SheHulk

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@How2Drink

[Quantum Tweet @ProsinPlanet]

nobody ever heard of this flute until yesterday and now we’re told all of western civilisation depends on it

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

Pineapple is so fucking good, no one talks about this enough

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The older I get, the more I realize teenaged me had a lot of shit figured out and I’ve wasted soo much time second-guessing him. Thanks society.

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

“Starting school at 7:30 a.m. isn't good for teens, psychologists say” https://t.co/0PwjOjTtpg

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This is the way

[The Ocean Cleanup @TheOceanCleanup]

According to our projections, we expect to be able to clean the entire Great Pacific Garbage Patch (containing 100,000,000kg of plastic) using ten systems based on System 03.

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I don’t know how this tweet sat in my drafts for so long, it’s fire

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The looming threat of disgruntled basket weavers

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The thing about the “I’m beginning to feel thin, like butter scraped over too much bread” line is that it’s a hilariously hobbity line that is not funny at all because Sir Ian Holm’s delivery is impeccably grave despite previous tomfoolery

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Preferring coconut water in a can is a deal breaker

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She-Hulk writers just relentlessly roasting me every single week, take it easy I’m already in love with you sheesh