David Selling

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[David Selling @DavidSelling]

@bbcthree She couldn't cut her hair anyway. Scissors were first used in Asia so probably best to close up shop and us Brits can just tear our hair out with our hands from now on if it gets too long.

[Róisín Michaux @RoisinMichaux]

Women pretending to be gay men on Grindr. The most womanly thing ever typed.

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

Doom and Age of Empires creator Sandy Petersen blasts Amazon over their handling of Stargate:

"1) get handed a massively popular IP that spans 17 years of successful shows."

"2) realize it has millions of loyal fans, desperate for more. They are now in their 40s and 50s, flush with money. Eager to teach their kids & grandkids about Stargate."

"3) you could start with this. You are already three steps up the ladder to huge success. The fans will evangelize it, if you don't wreck the IP. Don't believe it? Look how the fans evangelized Battlestar Galactica after its 30 year hiatus. And the initial Dr Who reboot after 15 years."

"4) cancel the project because you want a "new take" that will eliminate all the loyal fans and turn them into bitter enemies."

"It's like an ancient Greek play about hubris."

Why are corporate execs like this?

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

I dont understand. The left exists to support the rights of workers, right?

Why is it absolutely, completely imperative that they abolish the very concept of "Woman" for them to accomplish that?

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Voters: voted to reduce immigration at every opportunity for decades.

Politicians: “Britain is a diverse and tolerant country for everyone”

And they call this democracy.

[Steven Edginton @StevenEdginton]

The family of Rhiannon Whyte, who was stabbed to death by an illegal migrant with a screwdriver, have called for all illegal migration to end. They say Keir Starmer is responsible for the death of their loved one.

Why hasn't Starmer et al respected THEIR wishes?

[Caт 🐝 @CatShoshanna]

Literally all issues plaguing Muslim majority countries are 100% self-inflicted.

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

Amazing

[Beau Dade @HistoryBro1]

Q: Are we (humans) closer in scale to the planck length (the smallest possible unit) or the entire observable universe (90 billion lights years across)?

A: We're 400,000,000 times closer to the entire observable universe.

So, the planck length is almost unimaginably small.
😐

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

There's confusion, so here's that EHRC guidance in plain Sunday Sport language:
'Lads, if you want to play dress up and have a wank, crack on. Just not in the ladies' shithouse, eh?'

[Katie Lam @Katie_Lam_MP]

15 men, convicted of 88 counts of rape, against one child.

This is a grim reminder that we still don't know the full extent of the grooming gangs.

We don't know how many perpetrators, or victims, are out there, or where gangs like these are still operating.

[Diana S. Fleischman @sentientist]

Shi Tzus were bred to look like lions by imperial Chinese eunuchs and were exterminated in China after the Communist Revolution because they were associated with wealth. All modern Shi Tzus are descended from just 13 dogs salvaged by the English. https://t.co/Dl3a0zBJW4

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

In honor of Pride month, here’s a list of countries in the Middle East that recognize same sex marriage:

1. Israel

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Said this before but had a schoolfriend who had decent A-levels, was 6'3/4, gymrat, amazing high jumper, cricketer, very good footballer and rugby player. Nice guy too. He didn't want to go to university and wanted to join the police. But at 20 they weren't interested in him!

[Josh Howie @joshxhowie]

The decade long dismissal of those fighting the culture war is a failure to understand we do so to avoid an actual one.

[Jake @JakeUK94]

@GBPolitcs Did they really think that Muslims are there allies? Homosexuality carries the death penalty in Muslim countries. If the left had any critical thinking skills they would realise they are being played

[David Selling @DavidSelling]

@GBPolitcs I can't believe the left is surprised by this. They need to stop raging at their parents for being liberal conservatives by aligning with any non-western force & actually look at what those forces think.

[Mark Mantis @TheGhostSleepi1]

Progressives should be the natural enemy of traditionalist Islam. When I was a progressive years ago even I understood that traditionalist Islamic views on things like gay rights were more regressive & evil than any evangelical christian.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

Just 100 years ago: 1 in 3 children died before reaching their fifth birthday.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

@LeoKearse It's called the Nudge Unit.

They visit victims or victims families and "coach" them on what to say so that "no further public disorder is caused."

[i/o @avidseries]

@sfmcguire79 Rededicate themselves to academic rigor and excellence, and abandon "diversity" as the highest good.