David Beard

Real Estate Investor | Own/Manage Single Family Mid-Term Rentals (30+ days) | Proud Razorback Dad...Woo Pig!

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@TukiFromKL “Fought beside” lol

That’s like saying that me and Mike Tyson were a terrifying duo back in the day.

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@BobbyBeltTX Cut him. He’s that bad and he’s not going to get better.

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@Marcus_Mosher Cut him. Fold that losing hand the second you know it’s a loser.

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@NotJackKemp @GuntherEagleman Jake is so lost.

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@pslohmann That’s a no. Simply not allowed.

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@aakashgupta Or the Dos Equis belongs to the person in the seat next to him. This isn't complicated.

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@Couchdoorsman @hornsby_realtor It’ll never be as pretty as California but it’s definitely a better place to live.

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@savvyhua @moviefan67 You’ve got to be careful not to start drinking too early though. I always try and wait until after I’ve brushed my teeth.

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@Dan_Ruppert He ran a 1.48 10 yard split and you think his “get off can be plodding and slow”?

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@undercoverags I think the most cheesy thing you’ve fucking seen is probably the A&M corps of cadets.

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@corbydavidson Why don’t you spend 2 minutes to read about the limited work being done before tweeting out nonsense like “massacre of Big Bend”. Try and stay tethered to reality.

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@DoubleVodkaDon First season was elite. Second was fine.

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@WE6291 If I’m passing somebody at 5 over the limit and some moron comes up behind me at 20 over the limit, it’s not my responsibility to move over to accommodate their recklessness. They can wait.

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@JarheadFrog I bet on Oregon to win the national championship this year. It would pay just under $3000. Does that allow me to be an Oregon fan?

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@dylanpe07151911 @JarheadFrog Request denied.

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@JarheadFrog This feels very reasonable. Motion passed!

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@Marcus_Mosher You can’t leave Kenny Clark out of that. I’d take just Quinnen and Kenny for Micah.

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@JoshuaN00980143 Lead female character suddenly acts awful?? No way. GOT universe would never do that.

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@Sexyzwekxy @sentdefender Not true. If these conflicts have taught us anything, it’s that the defender has all of the advantages in modern warfare. Ukraine fought off Russia, Iran fought off US, and Taiwan could fight off China…probably even without US assistance.

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@duerinll I used to leave at midnight so the kids would sleep the whole way. No complaining, no bathroom breaks, no noise. It was delightful.