David Mains

Co-Host of Yanks in Europe podcast @EuropeYanks

[David Mains @Davidmains24]

Quote tweet just to pin this.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

why not both????

@pepsi Zero Sugar Rookie of the Year voting ends tomorrow!! ➜ https://t.co/ooOxcGTh5h

[brandon wenerd @brandonwenerd]

The widespread normalization of going out in public in pajamas is weird and must be stopped.

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

THIS THIS THIS

Imagine how insufferable CBB would be if every time a 12 seed got blown out by a 5 the immediate discourse was about teams not in the tournament

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

If your team played half as well as you tweet you would likely be in

[Kate 🎈 @BilliamSkars]

9 days until we succumb to the darkness 🧛

[PB @Paulie_Bruz]

Me when the Jets finally make the playoffs again

[David Mains @Davidmains24]

@thomasmorstead @TylerJames2437

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Thanksgiving Eve used to be a night for people to be social.

If you're social tonight, you're missing out!

Another ELITE day of college basketball.

God has again blessed ALL OF US.

THANKFUL!

[Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets]

🙂

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

Logging into teams the Monday before Thanksgiving

[The Cooligans @SoccerCooligans]

Ah yes. We ALL remember that time when absolutely nobody in soccer media was critical of Megan Rapinoe.

If only you would have focused on your career instead of storming the Capitol, you might be on the USMNT now and not providing these terrible takes.

[SV Werder Bremen EN @werderbremen_en]

👋 https://t.co/SKDWMeUn67

[Charlotte FC @CharlotteFC]

Our Croatian brick wall. Our keeper of the Fortress. Our 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑.

Kristijan Kahlina has been named the 2024 @MLS Goalkeeper of the Year 👑

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Did you guys expected to be greeted as liberators or something. Your whole thing is triggering the libs. Now the libs hate you. Seriously what was your expectation.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[David Mains @Davidmains24]

This country continues to show that the worst thing you could possibly be is a strong confident woman

[The Stuttering Sissy @chulito_jotito]

This man lost to Biden.

Lost by ALOT.

If you think that this is ANYTHING other than misogyny at play you’re lying to yourself.

She is THE most qualified candidate on YEARS.

She is viciously intelligent and driven.

She is losing ground with MEN, latine & Blk voters.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

it’s the same story all over again, and it doesn’t hurt any less this time around. there are tens of millions of people in this country who would rather vote for a man who is a known sexual abuser and convicted felon than a woman

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Dear women, I'm really sorry about the men.

[William Goodman @goodmanw]

Godspeed to you if you're going to a party (?) to watch tonight, but I had a party in 2016 to watch the results, and the vibe shift that happened was so sudden and horrific that I'll quite simply never do that again in my life.