Big D

Someone play bagpipes at my funeral

[Swan @AndySwan]

Bartender: We have 397 IPAs on tap here at the tap tap room... our seasonal...

Me: Bucket of Coors light

Bartender:

[The Right To Bear Memes @grandoldmemes]

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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A Harvard Study Says Aliens May Be Living Among Us and Using a Base Inside the Moon https://t.co/DYbNVtJFf2

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

EA Sports trying to bundle Madden 25 with
College Football 25

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Tbf I’ve done this like 3 times at sporting events whenever I’m 12 beers deep or more

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

They don’t want you to know that you can get as drunk as you want at the zoo

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Falcons…

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The NCAA apologizing to Reggie Bush and giving him his Heisman Trophy back

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Can the men throw the tea in the harbor again or something im tired of paying taxes

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

If you break into a home in Florida, remember one thing.

We don’t care about your socioeconomic situation, or your childhood trauma, or your drug addiction.

Even if all you want is the television set, we don’t care.

You will be shot.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: 8 skaters ejected after a massive fight breaks out between the New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils.

This is insane.

Immediately after the game started, all 10 skaters started brawling.

The fight apparently stemmed from an incident earlier in the month when Rangers rookie Matt Rempe hit Devils defenseman Jonas Siegenthaler with an elbow.

As a result, Rempe was ejected and hit with a four-game suspension.

Video: @BR_OpenIce

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Shoutout to whoever tossed beers to Stone Cold in the 90s. Dudes arm was elite.

[Coach Michael🇲🇽 @RespectMyCos]

Sean Payton fucking HATES Russell Wilson LMFAOO

MUH HC 😂

[Tyler Polumbus @Tyler_Polumbus]

Happy Beast Quake day….13 years ago today

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Bad call

[B @bstusbon]

Just spend $140 on protein bars..

[DRUSKI @druski]

The Airport TSA Worker that has a Attitude in the morning 😂