B

Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.

[MAGA Resource @MAGAResource]

Donald Trump has only been elected for 2 days and RFK Jr is already working on making America healthy again.

God bless him.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[B @bstusbon]

*eating steak at lunch*
B: What are you doing, eating a salad?
Me: Yeah
B: What are you?… a democrat

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Residents of Lakewood, CO unloaded on the city council last night after Denver suggested sending more illegals to their city and sheltering them on the taxpayer dime.

Illegals have brought crime, pr*stitut*on, and drugs to their quiet town.

Biden won this county by 18 points in 2020. Elections have consequences. Hopefully the residents remember that this November.

[B @bstusbon]

Just spend $140 on protein bars..

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

We should just have a lottery. If you lose, you have to be speaker.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s october again

[Ken Follett @KMFollett]

Here is the #Kingsbridge timeline, which chronicles the last 1,000 years of Western Civilisation. From the Vikings to the Battle of Waterloo, which period is your favourite to read about?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

David Hampton planted douglas fir and larch trees in a forest in Oregon to resemble a face. Every autumn the larch pines turn orange and the smiley face stands out

The face is about 300 feet in diameter. 
rope was used to measure the circle douglas fir was planted for the eyes and mouth and the rest of the face was filled out with larch. both species will eventually be harvested but will smile at least for the next 30-50 years

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

The SNL "Blind Side" spoof is looking wildly accurate right about now:

[B @bstusbon]

@ZubyMusic @harmon5280

[Ken Follett @KMFollett]

Two months to go…

#TheArmourOfLight

[B @bstusbon]

@DaylonStutz taught the kids the joy of yelling things out the window at pedestrians. I sincerely apologize to everyone that was called a “poopy head” this morning 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Far right lobster.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Peter, if you claim what RFKjr is saying is “misinformation” I am offering you $100,000.00 to the charity of your choice if you’re willing to debate him on my show with no time limit.