Dan Southern

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[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@ludohunter I enjoyed this greatly

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@savinggracey @mrjakehumphrey 🤣

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

Super-optimised LinkedIn job title: Fractional Empathy Prompter.

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

There was a tiny period in 2024 where the entire internet turned into comms people crying, bewildered, WHERE ARE SUNAK’S COMMS PEOPLE?! into the abyss.

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

Grandma Georgina’s greatest hits in The Great Glass Elevator:

Cracked as a crab
Balmy old bat
Miserable old mackerel
Cracked as a crumpet
Crazy as a crayfish
Bogged as a beetle
Dotty as a dingbat
He’s got rats in the roof

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@Ceegman Jake Humphrey's Is Having A Work Experience-based Epiphany is a documentary I wouldn't watch.

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@Ceegman I, for one, am enjoying the new, improved, emboldened and blazing twitter / x version of @ceegman

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

Fair play to Vic Reeves for coming up with his Club Singer all those years ago on Shooting Stars and now headlining Glastonbury with the character. Hard work pays off #glastonbury

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

The internet these days is just
- People telling me to wake up at 5am
- People telling me what to write in ChatGPT
- People writing the word empathy.

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

All I can think of is the Quilmes advert

[Charlotte Williams @CharlotteWill]

My favourite/ least favourite slide from #mostcontagious so far

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@alanhwalker Only just seen this Alan!

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

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[Scratchclart @ScratchaDVA]

S/o Hessle Audio. 15yrs jus peacefully doin the werk and not inna no nonsense w no 1.

Jus drinkin cups of tea in berghain and sharing 1 cn of beer btwn 3 on stage.

Gd boys

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

What is Alex doing?!

[Grumpy Agency Guy @GrumpyAgencyGuy]

What’s the worst Ad copy you’ve seen in a while and why is it “Alex Morgan doesn’t just score goals on the pitch, she also lives to score them when not out on the field with her drive for e-mobility.”

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@_Rossio_ @CityAM THREE COLLAR BUTTONS MATE.

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

This photograph of yours truly was taken in either 2006 or 2007. Just look at that @CityAM headline and ignore my slightly irritating smug face.

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

“These people are mad, bad and dangerous. They have to go” @martinwolf_ in the FT https://t.co/wfaawfydBb

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@Ceegman End of, surely

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

@Ceegman Are you still resisting going any further back than Kid A?

[Dan Southern @Dboy]

Barack no doubt pondering deeply on this, suited long legs crossed, fist gently resting on his his pierced lips, staring intently at his phone.