Pastor Deacon Fred

Pastor of America's (God's) Favorite Church, Landover Baptist - TITHE HERE:

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Armed Churchgoers Slaughter Thousands of Endangered Species in Rousing Show of Support for President Trump!
https://t.co/XGbJnU21Q9

#EndangeredSpeciesAct #DonaldTrump #humor #Satire

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Christian Kids Wanna Know: Why are Black Men So Jealous of White Men's Posteriors? https://t.co/YSnziyYvlq

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@NOAAResearch Its not “Science,” folks! It is Jesus Christ that made this creature as demonic as it looks, nevertheless. To God be the glory for this sighting! Not some stupid unsaved oceanic’ovraphers! President Trump would be ashamed! I am going to let him know about your nonsense!

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NATIONAL CONSERVATIVE ACTION ALERT
Satan's Favorite Utensil (Forky) Has Lead Role in Disney's Latest Liberal Propaganda Film: Toy Story 4
https://t.co/EWLXrIl0Ge

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Bible Camp Youths to Build Cages for Mexican Children https://t.co/k6AvBLBhE2
You see, folks? Us True Christians™ ain't as bad as they say. I'm really proud we're doing something to reach out to those less fortunate this summer.

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St. Patrick's Day: Does America Really Need Another Excuse for Catholics to Get Drunk? Read More: Saint Patrick's Day - Does America Really Need Another Excuse for Cathy'O'Licks to Get Drunk? https://t.co/owYGx5fTKN

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And God Said, “GET THOSE REINDEER OUT OF MY MANGER!” Merry Christmas to the unsaved brats spending Christmas Eve in Freehold, Iowa county jail! You messed with the wrong church on Baby Jesus’ Birthday. Shout, GLORY!

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OBAMA Official Christmas Cards: https://t.co/KK4HHNgyEM #Christmas #HolidayGiftGuide @realDonaldTrump #Politics

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS! PLEASE DON'T BURN US ALL IN HELL! Our Shameless Cyber Monday Rude Christmas Cards 25% Off! #CyberMonday #CyberMondaydeals #CyberMonday2017 #Christmas #Christmas2017 https://t.co/ulCWUkolgw

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So called “Native Americans” told to stay away from church’s Thanksgiving festivities https://t.co/Dp69jk1B65 #HappyThanksgiving2017

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Judge Moore likes the 10 Commandments. Here's another he might have glossed over: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 - If a man rapes a virgin and gets caught, he must pay 50 pieces of silver to her father, and then marry her" Get that one one a bumper sticker here: https://t.co/90BJiEwjCw

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Judge Moore, lets clear something up. Mary was 12 when God impregnated her. She wasn’t 14 and her daddy wasn’t Joseph. It was God. As Christians, we don’t have much use of facts, but at least get it in the ballpark. #JudgeMoore

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I am urging every Baptist Pastor to KEEP A LOADED GUN BEHIND YOUR PULPIT! #GunControl #trump #shooter #ElectionDay @realDonaldTrump

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Texas Baptist Church shooter didn't have gun problem, but a mental health problem called, NOT ENOUGH JESUS!