Bug of Mormon

Latter-day Saint father and reluctant millenial

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

I'll never totally understand stealing tweets.

Like I get the self-interest involved, but what a humiliation.

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

Love this, thank you Gov. Cox

[Heidi Hatch KUTV @tvheidihatch]

Gov. Spencer Cox declared June "Fidelity Month in Utah."

In his declaration, Cox said that American support for traditional values has "significantly declined."

"A majority of Americans no longer esteem values like faith, family, patriotism or community involvement," he continued.

He said it is "imperitive" that Utah's "recommit" themselves to the pursuit of fidelity, defined as "dedication to faith, family and country." https://t.co/PBXWas9WHs

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@OldUncleEllis Her body looks great for a mother that naturally birthed and nursed four children! Oh wait…

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“Mr. Chow, you’re officially an honorary aryan.”

“I no aryan, I from earth.”

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

I hope to one day see the South

[Peg Leg Sam @burrouit]

I’ve lived in the only real state in America

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@hthieblot Cartoon Network games

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

What a specimen

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Daily reminder that Redditors posting their 'creative ways' to open over-tightened Soylent bottles effectively destroyed the entire reputation of soy.

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@TheRodged Looks like they live in food desserts

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

My most woke opinion is that I bet those Kool-Aid pineapples probably taste amazing

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@StStymie @JS_StrngstSldr @CalebChilcutt For sure! I just don’t plan to order them outside the Dew combo in the future

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@StStymie @JS_StrngstSldr @CalebChilcutt The puffs taste great, but aren’t as good a value as getting a pizza

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@elderyab “Thanks for the tall toilet, Mom! You’re so good at arts n crafts.”

[patch @Grownded]

"Why do you Mormons care that we say you aren't Christian anyway? You don't believe the things we believe, so why do you want to be one of us?"

Because when we are baptized in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, we covenant with God that we take upon us the name of Jesus Christ, to always remember Him, to keep His commandments, to have His spirit always be with us. That is what we mean when we say we are Christian, that we promise to represent Him, every member, every man, woman, and child, in all times and in all places. That we are His, that we devote ourselves to His work, His glory and His kingdom.

So when you say we aren't Christians because we don't profess your man made definitions and philosophies, we take that personally, because He takes that personally.

This isn't a club you can join by reciting the pledge of allegiance and carrying a membership card and a secret decoder ring.

This is a deep, abiding, personal covenant with the God of Heaven and Earth, the Creator of all things, made, not with the deaf ideas of dead men mouldering in their crypts, but with a willing heart and a contrite spirit to a Living God that loves and speaks and guides us daily.

We don't claim to be Christian because we want to be one of you.

We claim to be Christian because we are His.

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@DeseretFanatic Vampire Crawlers

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

I visited a National Park in a blue state last week and there was never anyone at the entrance booth, so no one had to pay to get in…

[Sven @Svenishness]

@walterwhitepill Yeah - I assure you that the park workers are only charging them the citizen rate or even nothing at all - park workers are some of the most insanely liberal environmentalists there are

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@q_3st I didn’t forget, it’s just the Sabbath. I’ll go tomorrow

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@TheGermanicist @FFANTASYacc Though I haven’t played them, it seems that maybe Square has decided to reserve turn-based combat for their other series like DQ, Bravely Default, and Octopath Traveler. While FF can carry its name recognition to the mainstream with mainstream gameplay

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@TaraBull TDD

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Property values are tanking!”

“Sorry, gramps. I don’t have a ‘dog’ in this fight”

“You don’t own a home?!”

“Let me be ‘frank’ with you. I can’t afford one.”

“You must not work as hard as I did!”

“Kiss my buns.”

[Bug of Mormon @DeadBug15]

@q_3st @RykerJackson97 I started it and bounced after 10 mins. It felt too forced and inaccurate