Wanda Wilson

If you think my tits are great, you should see my face...okay, maybe not.
||Marvel RP. 18+||

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Now I know what you're all thinking. I'm only back because my writer seen Deadpool 2 and she wants to be apart of the hype where tons of accounts are made then go inactive days or weeks later. Then again, has this account ever been fully active?"

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Right number. Now, give me magical babies."

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

Wrong number.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Gimme the Victor von Dick." @EldritchSystems

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

So is she. Break out the magic bindings!

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

This is a complete unmitigated disaster and he's seemingly here for it.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

She's getting that Victor von Dick.

Eradicate me, daddy.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

Fuck it. No point saying no because she's gonna be back later to ask again and again and again and...

Guess he's pounding merc ass.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

Yes.

Can she get laid? She can take all he's got.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

We both know that the whole point here is to be annoying and potentially get laid.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

Isn't that the whole point of Deadpool?

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

No disrespect but this is the definition of chaos.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Daddy Doom." Wanda lounges in @EldritchSystems' bed in a replica of Hela's headdress.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

||Might start getting Wanda on Doom now.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

||: UGH

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

||What dead accounts?

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖘 • Doctor Doom @EldritchSystems]

||: Bitch, you with these dead accounts spamming me. The fuck...

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@ElliePhimister @ComedicMerc "Eh...I don't about that one."

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@ElliePhimister @ComedicMerc "That's because you have taste."

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Oh God, I'm overwhelmed. This business always picks up around this time of the year."

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"That's pretty much me. At least I haven't or seen her if she exists.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Let's all agree that I'm the best Pool to ever grace Marvel comics."

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato🍊 DICK 🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall... send to 25 of ur GOBBLESLUTs or Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦 this DICKcember❄️☃️

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@AmazingSpider62 "Couldn't I get something more badass like Lady Killer or Darth Wanda?"

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

Boobs? I don't think so.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@CancerousRegen -many years to not get the appreciation I deserve." [It true. Gwenpool gets more coverage and she's not even as interesting. Damn millenials.]

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

"Well well well, who is this hunk? He's like a less sexier version of me." [Because you're his clone, dumbass.] @CancerousRegen

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@CancerousRegen "Oh come on. It would be a killer name for PornHub." [I doubt anyone would care to see that.] Wanda folded her arms over her chest with an overexaggerated sigh.

"Fine, we'll stick to the original. One condition, I get to stand in the middle on the cover. I've been around too-

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@CancerousRegen - Deadpool." Wait. No. Too oddly sexual and not in the good way.

[Wanda Wilson @DeadassMerc]

@CancerousRegen Wanda opened her mouth to say something but quickly shut it. Once an argument started, it would never stop. After all, they are exactly alike. [I think I'm better, thank you.]

Ahem.

"Our comics. But anyway, so me, you, and Gwenpool. I'll call the group Two Girls, One -