Dean Hayes

UK MHFA, Atheist, Dad, Partner, Brother, Son. Not necessarily in that order.
All my own views by the way.

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@lukereddevil7 About time after 74 minutes of shite

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The resilience of England fans to always remain "glass half full" in every tournament we play in never ceases to amaze me.
If you havent figured it out already, we're crap at football. #ENGDRC

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@Pandamoanimum Lyall?

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Helena and Harrison up to no good in the hideaway
#loveisland
#loveislanduk12
#loveislanduk

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

Let's make stigmas a stigma. -I'm Mattman #mentalhealth

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @TheSun To be fair Hollywood had been doing that to women for years.
We can let them have a few shots at us surely?

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@suez6485 1.03%. That's Britain's contribution to the global co2 output. If we ALL stopped producing co2 in any form tomorrow it would make zero difference to global warming. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MrsPTeach Mini drones 👍

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@only_sian She does now that she's stopped 👍

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@wurdskee Should have been him 👍

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Wait why does Chris Kamara get two songs when everyone else got one? #CoronationConcert

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Christ, even Lionel richie sounds awful. And why does he look like that millionairess cat woman? #CoronationConcert

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@spacecadet2231 @EE 1.3bn in 2022. Down 13% but 1.3bn!!!

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boring back passes, no pace, no drive and no imagination. England are back! #ENGUSA

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@variadithewedge Still betting your nut on it ? Playing like a sack of shit

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@17forMVP @MarcTheBulll @elonmusk Wait till you find out that no currency is really real 😏

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Where has the rest of Matt Lucas disappeared to #GBBO

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@SchoolWeydon great heads up on the roadworks and subsequent traffic at the junction before the stadium. Left Farnham with 40mins spare and yet still stuck in the traffic. 🤦

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@BBC_TopGear Had the v6 one. Stunningly attractive car, just don't go and sit in a bog standard 406 at any point cos it will feel mundanely similar.

[~Lost in wonderland~ @CharlyLeVampire]

These photos were taken ONE MINUTE apart, whilst #johnnydepp sat rocking and close to tears as #CamilleVasquez read the closing statement. It’s clear who is the manipulator, abuser and narcissist here. #JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #amberheardvsjohnnydepp