Sir Ric

I'm a King in my own very, very twisted kingdom.

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

Been away for a while but I'm considering a comeback.

Sounds like Rolf Harris in a few years.

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

@dapperlaughs the Arndale is huge, which bit should I make a twat of myself in?

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

@shambolicant @michaeldalton30 me neither, I need to try n behave.

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

@michaeldalton30 @shambolicant which pub?

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

@michaeldalton30 @shambolicant staying in being a good boy. What you two numptys up to?

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

@shambolicant tell him to hurry the fuck up before I leave his sorry arse in that shithole of a pub

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

@shambolicant at his house. Ill come n get him now.

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

I don't call them "Life choices"

I call them "Really wrong choices"

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

I'm sorry I've not tweeted for a while.

Like fuck I am! I've been busy partying and filling my body with drugs and alcohol to give a fuck!

[Scott’s Tots @JefeJK47]

Stop the sad "single on Valentines Day" tweets.

You should be celebrating doing whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want, on Everyday.

[Scott’s Tots @JefeJK47]

If cuddling doesn't turn into sex 92% of the time, you're doing it wrong.

[Sir Ric @DeanRic]

I've just been told I'm fucked in the head. Best compliment I've had in ages.

[Lady Alexandra @MyLadyRedHead]

@MJGriffin24 Ba Da ba ba baaaa... I'm loving it!

[aly @alymoemaly]

I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now.

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business you ungrateful bitch

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious.

[€@sey R00t @DjKC_117]

How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps:
1. Take a picture of her.
2. Don't show it to her.