LackadasicalGoblin

[Ex_Indîa @Ex_India1]

Same story, different day.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

DC comics fell off hard

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Death Eater: "My Lord... the aurors are stretched thin, Potter is completely unguarded, and the Ministry defenses are down. Shouldn't we be doing something unspeakably evil right now?"
Voldemort: "Ssssssshhhh! Shut your mouth, Bellatrix, shut your miserable mouth! Keep your voice down, the tape is rolling! Look at the television screen! Look! The hair is floating! The lightning is crackling across Planet Namek! Oh, oh, oh, Goku is about to turn Super Saiyan for the very first time! Ooooh, this is very good, this is peak! Look at Frieza shaking in his wretched little boots! Do not dare touch that remote or cast a single curse until this transformation sequence finishes!"
Death Eater: "Sir... we bought an enchanted cathode-ray television using dark wizard funds to watch Japanese cartoons about alien monkeys screaming in the crater of an exploding world?"
Voldemort: "Silence, you uncultured troglodyte! That 'monkey' has more theatrical presence than the entire Wizengamot combined! Now grab a cushion, sit on the dungeon floor, and watch him avenge Krillin, or I swear by Salazar Slytherin I will feed your dark mark to Nagini!"

[YourWorstNightmare @UrWorst_Nigh]

Women: “You need to have CONSENT!”

Also women:

[The Artist known as Jess @ElofsonJess]

No fucking way are we doing this again.
Plague is announced and the same fucking day Israel says don't worry we have the vaccine for that.
No, that's a hard fuck no.

[Harley Anime✨ @dbs_10_10]

Do you think Krillin is the most powerful human?

[hot lemon（柠檬）🍋🍋 @Yangpingping191]

太美了🌹💞

第一张是白色系的传统婚礼装束。
粉色，红色，白底红色花纹：
是展示正式场合的日本传统女性服饰。

[𝒩𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝑅𝒾𝑔𝑔𝒶 @DrizzyJeri]

“Jéwísh people were in control of slave trade, they’ve buried a lot of it but it’s still there”

~ Candace Owen

[DigitalRefugee @DigitalRefugees]

The Painter tried to save The West.

[LackadasicalGoblin @Deathsmask]

@pavel_metanoia We need a movie based on these...

[Pavel // @pavel_metanoia]

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"ALL I'M SAYING IS..."

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"ALL I'M SAYING, PROFESSOR, IS THAT IF DUMBLEDORE IS THE GREATEST WIZARD IN THE WORLD HE SHOULD BE HERE HELP--"

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"HELPING US."

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"I TOLD YOU POTTER. DUMBLEDORE IS CURRENTLY OCCUPIED WITH THE HOUSE ELF DOBBY!"

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"DOBBY IS--"

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"DOBBY IS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL MAGICAL CREATURE. WHY WOULD DUMBLEDORE NEED TO HELP HIM?"

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"I NEVER SAID THE WORD 'HELP,' POTTER."

[Eights 🐾🤍 @88probs]

A second #Malfoid has hit the timeline

[Captain Apthorpe @CaptainApthorpe]

America used to be a SERIOUS country.

[Zyrant Rex @ZyrantRex]

"I don't mind telling you that I'm still annoyed with Albus. We had a gunship on site, Pomona - Voldemort might be technically immortal, but I can guarantee a few rounds of 40mm would have set back his plans a little."