The Decaffeinated Writer

I use random letters from the English alphabet to form words. I use those words to form sentences.

Sometimes, those sentences make sense.

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@Words_Undone My rule of thumb: Have more notebooks than ideas. That pushes me to open my brain to new possibilities.

Plus, you know, I’m always wanting new notebooks.

And pens.

And index cards.

And the whole stationery/back-to-school aisle. 😂

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@CarlBovisNature I see it! I wasn’t a follower until this popped up on my feed, but now I am. What a photograph!!

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@DavidJHarrisJr A lot of guys get criticized for thinking with a… body part. Women should get criticized as much for thinking their lady garden is golden.

This person is clearly not well-educated. She reminds me of a poorly trained AI agent.

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@indyxdwts Hinch should’ve won DWTS. His “Bugle Boy” routine remains one of my all-time favorites.

I’d forgotten that Hinch’s pole and Rossi’s win were the same year. Rossi, with that one race, made me a lifetime fan of his. And Hinch… forever a fan, too.

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@X Is there a way to preemptively prevent smut accounts from following me? I have to block each one as it appears. Certainly, the almighty algorithm can remove this nastiness from the platform.

#stopthebots #fake #nasty

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This is America. ❤️🤍💙

@DonaldJTrumpJr
@PressSec
@DanScavino

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@KristyA74255488 @catturd2 Honestly, all of the people mentioned - Massie, MTG, Jones - couldn’t stand them from the first second I heard them speak.

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@catturd2 A mahoosively large piece of poo.

To anyone who thinks Tucker is/was remotely MAGA or conservative, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

He’s an opportunist. He’s a performer.

He’s remarkably outclassed by 99% of the Earth’s population.

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@mama_gforce

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@maoc54756 Oh, no. Poor bird.

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@indyxdwts Huge IndyCar fan here!

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@RamseyLisa70424 She knew, but it wasn’t financially advantageous for her (or anyone else) to say it.

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@ThrillaRilla369 “My bad.”

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@malukasdotcom Thanks for the info. Glad he’s okay.

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@Shawn_Farash Matt Walsh can’t be happy about anything.

I’d enjoy a Trump rally.

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@DinduApe Absolutely. The guy is healthier than any of the people who hate him.

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@vindesigns2013 Wow, this is beautiful.

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Freedom 250 @Freedom250]

Freedom 250 is a nonpartisan organization dedicated to uniting Americans around the nation’s 250th anniversary. 🇺🇸🦅

The Great American State Fair is one of Freedom 250’s signature celebrations, bringing together all 50 states and 6 territories in the Nation’s capital for the first time to celebrate 250 years of our history.

This once-in-a-generation event will showcase what makes America exceptional — farmers, innovators, educators, small business owners, law enforcement officers, our strong military, and the American people who make up the fabric of this great country. From blue ribbon events and military flyovers to movie nights, the Great American State Fair will be a safe, secure, and enjoyable event for all ages — welcoming all who share our goal of commemorating this milestone in a way that uplifts and unites America.

[The Decaffeinated Writer @DecafWriter]

@RamseyLisa70424 @RealSpitfire You’re doing better than me! I definitely am going to follow!