Whoreson Whales

Thot Leader.
Queen of Whales.
Alternate account of someone you may or may not know.
A place where I can be myself a little more.

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

But what exactly is the "brand" of a prostitute sci-fi novelist whale?

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@picklehomer Hobbes, Locke, Burke, or Mill? or which two?

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

poopyfartballs is actually a figure of speech, not to be taken literally.

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@MindTendencies2 unless you're that lady who can crack a walnut with her hoo-haa.

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Don't enter a new relationship thinking you can shape them into who you want them to be.

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@KaylaChowShow scar-testicles

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@Skillingthemso1 "in my recent paper, I included a topic in which I had expressed interest. You immediately advised me there wasn't information in the scientific community. To my shock, there were multiple peer reviewed studies present on this! I thought you might find it as fascinating as I did"

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@HomeDefinitely your picture is now an off-color too. unless you just changed it yourself. The tweets below this one show it in full color, and this one and the one above it are in a weird black and white-ish color... weird.

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@Skoog @DrakeGatsby they misunderstood the whole fuck 12 thing. Suburbia is always fucking this kind of shit up.

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@HomeProbably amen

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@wooknponub oh fuck you for this

[Bison @FunnyBison]

I just realized that TikToks are TedTalks for people with short attenti...

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I always make huge decisions while on marijuana

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

they treid to sya I hvae dyslexai

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

if you don't wear a mask you're going to murder thousands of grandmothers.

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@unkonfined that's how I felt about giving birth

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@uhhhhhoksure not me tho

[Whoreson Whales @DeepBleauCheese]

@FScottFitzJesse true. I find that the uglier I get the more people treat me like shit, and I get to figure out more who the shitbags are. lol

[The Queen’s Heart 🍱 ×͜× 💙💚🪩💪🏻🇺🇸♥️ @thequeensheart]

When did being crass become popular?

[F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition) @FScottFitzJesse]

The price of a person’s sunglasses is inversely proportional to the entertainment value of their personality.