Skillingthemsoftly⏯️

I need the keys.

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXRednation01]

It was the fucketh around of times it was the findeth out of times.

[Ms. Creature @ms5unshine]

Fuckin amateurs

[Ms. Creature @ms5unshine]

Give me another cup of coffee I'll play the safety dance over the hospital PA.

[Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123]

Sometimes I wonder how dumb I look when I'm talking

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I swear to God the nonsense you people will get up to for a free t-shirt.

[🏹RowdyBug 🏹 @RowdyBugsGhost]

Women be like, "I'm fine" and then slam 40 cabinet doors.

[♱ ᐱᑐԻլ ♱ @LikeRez12]

*puts social media influencer in bio* see how fucking ridiculous that looks?

[FFS Gregggggg @thecanadianeh]

If I win the mega millions I'm buying a slap chop and a ShamWow

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

(fatally mauling you in the most cheerful, friendliest way possible)

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Next year I'd like to see more American sharks.