Chris Van Wagner

Criminal Trial Lawyer. Irish City Kid w/diploma from Hard Knock High. 20/10 vision. Ivy League Law Sheath. Not yet 6' tall. Yankee diehard.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@ShatterproofHQ @madisonpolice @nbc15_madison @hannahA_NBC1 Here is a very informative look at the new MARI Madison Area Recovery Initiative program for overdose victims. https://t.co/09gSICWbA7

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@GsuGrinding Not from what I read here. And the jury trial experts have suddenly graduated to IAC experts.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@ASFleischman "Sometimes".

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@beyondreasdoubt Normal, Illinois.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

These folks must be channeling Milwaukee fans. WI Eternal Pessimists.

[LB @beyondreasdoubt]

my best friend has had season tickets for years and he just texted me he is sick to his stomach, might not make it to tip-off and is so nervous bc of his years-long PTSD lol

but bc i am little ms sunshine i told him to be positive - the team is focused, the Garden will be lit and we haven't even played our game yet

might we lose one at home? maybe but I am staying positive!

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq future spokesperson.

[Joe Zenzola @RadioJoeSports]

Took it upon myself to go to a golf course yesterday and watch a guy smoke cigs, drink Diet Coke, and blast balls 300+ yards down the middle. I didn't believe him when he said he's a professional.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@pop_tartlet @GsuGrinding Like a little bit of pregnant.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@pop_tartlet @GsuGrinding This IS how it will end for us.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq @KevinSabellico I’m telling on you.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@pop_tartlet Rule breaking.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq How about now?

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@beyondreasdoubt This dude has it.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq @pop_tartlet

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@ASFleischman Funny. I chewed out two detectives in three days for basically the same unmet need.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq Break the news.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq Wisconsin knows the importance of the O-line. @joethomas73

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq All right well what if the direct question is this: can I ask you a question? Do I have to answer that?

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq Maybe you misunderstood. Did she maybe say "get Depends?"

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq My parale-gals are locked into their work.

[Chris Van Wagner @DefendedByCVW]

@DietCoke_Esq ya gotta do Manhattan Chapter 7/11 stuff before much longer. Itemized billing Exhibit of Davis Polk fee petition in Spirit Airlines bankruptcy.