Not a Fed

Washington Football Fan, 6'2, Cybersecurity, Automation, Skilled Shitposter. Will follow back.

[Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky]

“Woke 1 was crazy” new cop out for insane positions held as recently as yesterday

[Seth @holzawn]

Oomf was soft launching a flaking So I sent her this & it WORKED

[Not a Fed @Definite_Fed]

Dawg

[John Doran @JohnDoranTV]

Terry McLaurin scores on Rasul Douglas in one on ones. Douglas: “Was that a back shoulder throw?” Terry: “Yeah”

17 then gives props to Jayden “Good ball boy!”

[Not a Fed @Definite_Fed]

Spotify DJ will put 10 Spanish songs on back to back no matter how much you consistently skip them.

[Jammles @jammles9]

This is Diquan Hunt out of Charlotte NC.

He is going around beating up white women.

Charlotte police have not arrested him yet and he has countless priors.

@fbi

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Only one of these three was over 18, Zahir Johnson. He had a juvenile record, including aggravated assault and theft. So basically what the other two kids were doing in this video. For this latest crime he was sentenced 30 years, but eligible for parole in 11. The other two received a slap on the wrist, just like Zahir received when he was a minor.

[Commander in Chief @_Nonballknower]

Me as soon as I heard that Diggs was signing here

[wanye @xwanyex]

Obviously the pitbull discourse gets so much attention, because so much of it is actually about other things. For example, it really shouldn’t bother you that much that surrendered dogs are euthanized in shelters. That’s not a big deal. It’s not important. It’s not something a morally normal, compassionate, engaged citizen should care about.

It is perfectly fine to euthanize dogs. They are dogs. It’s not a tragedy. Nothing suffers or is tortured.

Part of what’s going on with this debate is that people in modern society have lost sight of who they are, of what they are, and of their proper orientation to other things that exist in the world.

[Sarah Haider 👾 @SarahTheHaider]

This is a good example of a bad use of statistics.

Only 0.020% of Americans die of drug overdose each year, so can we take that to mean any individual user can abuse without concern?

Only 0.000016% of American kids shoot themselves with a gun, so can we take that to mean that parents of toddlers should be unconcerned about safe storage methods for their firearms?

Heck…ZERO Americans are killed yearly by chimpanzees! ZERO! So you should stop being so nervous around them. Let it out of its cage, give it hug. Look at how empathetic and cuddly it is! Jane Goodall held hundreds! You couldn’t be safer!

[Not a Fed @Definite_Fed]

Poor guy

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Under Biden and Obama, SpaceX got no reprieve. They had to do absurd nonsense all the time in order to do anything.

Under Obama, the FAA made SpaceX write a book report on local activity in the Mexican-American War.

[Mark Hemingway @Heminator]

The entire US media is running stories about “The Return of the Red Scare” right now but has unironically done this to every merely perceived right-leaning celebrity for decades.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

What a legend this guy is. Master trainer. Absolutely no nonsense. Says all the facts succinctly, no sugarcoating, no BS. If we lived in an honest society where more of these type of guys could be allowed to speak the truth in their fields the entire world would be different.

[Mark Taylor @Mark___Taylor]

The reason men explain a lot of things to women is that in general knowledge tests men outperform women in almost every category.

The reason men know more general knowledge is they find it interesting when something is explained to them, not condescending.

[Peter Danjuma @PeterDanjuma0]

Kate Upton in ‘The Three Stooges’ (2012)

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

LMFAO nah this shit is actually insane

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

One of the main guilty acts of Fauci is not the claim that he got the COVID origin wrong at first. It's that he and his Lancet crew fabricated a certainty about COVID's origins they plainly did not possess -- due to entirely self-interested reasons (namely, their careers and reputations would be endangered if COVID had been caused by gain-of-function and other Wuhan research they funded and participated it).

They then weaponized that fake, deceitful certainty to label anyone who suggested a lab leak as a racist (which never made sense, since the "wet market" theory was always the more racist one), and then also used that non-existent certainty to bully and coerce media outlets and Big Tech to aggressively censor anyone questioning or dissenting from their proclamation.

The complete shutdown of debate, discussion and dissent over some of the this century's most consequential policies was one of the main crimes. That they did this not out of good faith error but crass self-advancement and self-protection made it all the worse.

[Maud Maron @MaudMaron]

A favorite pearl-clutching reason offered to oppose voter ID is that married woman who changed their name might face a bureaucratic hurdle in updating their ID.

But imposing the huge hurdle of “prove your home is not a pied-a-terre or face crippling taxes” is just fine…