Delduwath

My first tweet was about comics. That about sums me up.

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@Hooraydiation I was gonna make a joke here about collecting my commission from the Lego Group, but the truth is that any money I would ever get from them would just go right back - in triplicate.

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@PeopleCallMeJZ "i'm the sexy space alien" doesn't narrow anything down, given that image.

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@PeopleCallMeJZ

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@Hooraydiation Unstable molecules.

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@PeopleCallMeJZ Oh, what, the visibly yellow air? Naw, that's fine, that's fine.

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@raz0rw0rk I'm guessing you'd probably have an entire endangered rhino ground into dust, and snort it. Or buy an arcade, liquefy it, and inject it intravenously.

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@raz0rw0rk People keep saying that kind of thing, and I don't really believe it. Everyone loves saying their opinions too much.

Although tbh you'd probably do enough of SOMETHING to be done and dusted Week 1 of being filthy rich, so in your case I do actually believe it.

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@PeopleCallMeJZ No idea what you could possibly be talking about.

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Instead of going to sleep, my 5yo called out from bed "Daddy, in Princess Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, can you rewind time back to Princess Zelda: Breath of the Wild?"

I do not have the necessary training in philosophy to even /approach/ this question.

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@lyta_gold The only sword technique you need goes like this:
1) Take your sword
2) Put it on the end of a stick
3) You're done

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@lyta_gold I can make a stick and attach it to a longer stick, frankly this is peak technology and I don't see why anyone would need anything else.

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@lyta_gold I like it. Now you need to workshop some names. Here's my first proposal, off the dome: The Get In A Coffin And Die, With Lime

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@lyta_gold Is this like when people wanted to drink that sarcophagus juice a few years ago?

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@lyta_gold Gonna work around this by having a character speak the proper noun "Troma" in an ambiguous context, and having a scene where a person conducting physical rehabilitation "lifts up" a person who's having trouble standing.

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@lyta_gold That dude wants young men to be like Odysseus? A draft-dodging adulterer who fucked off for 20 years and then killed a bunch of dudes when he came back?

Actually I guess that adds up, nevermind.

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@lyta_gold @NoJessOblige I feel like you'd appreciate this https://t.co/IyrIQ30luV

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EVERYONE SHUT UP MY MOM GOT THE TEN PLAGUES ON HER NAILS FOR PASSOVER

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@Hooraydiation You walk through those doors a cowboy, you walk out a cowman.