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Anti-Breeder

[toxic king @toxicking]

If we lock in rn, we can be arguing at the pumpkin patch in three months

[valentine @valawakened]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:("
"lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

"we can still be friends"

I was going to marry you, you idiot.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh to be a parrot in a cactus with the love of my life

[mo ( ◜ヮ◝ ) @m0shim0chi]

been hanging out on rednote and one of the funniest things is when people in rural china come and dunk on me bc like. i can't even argue, bc they're objectively right. they'll be like "idiot americans have lawns and grow grass instead of vegetables. you can't even eat grass 😂"

[love drops @lovedropx]

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

[Raul @RaulOnDaRun]

Just went through Zohran’s wife’s old tweets and this is bad. This is really bad. 😬

[Tinsel ⁎⁺˳ 🌿 @Tinsels_Picnics]

@maxtmcc it’s so cool to think a group of (generally) colorful theropods evolved flight, smaller size, and the most widespread group of them fill our planet with their songs.. they’re like if fae survived the end of the world and they’re all thats left of the past’s fantastical beasts

[冷凍芭蕉 @TPatbat]

I am madly in love with you, please become my wife. I can provide fresh venison and corn liquor for you. Come to Appalachia.

[leftpain @left_plain]

when there's a guy on drugs at the show and he wants to add your instagram (you will never communicate with each other ever again)...im touched every time bro. it would be my honor

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Lux @thisislux]

and for the lady, perhaps a questionable d9+ gummy made legal through a loophole in the 2018 farm bill?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not a lot.. imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

is there a non-offensive way to suggest to your dear friend, who's tired of her nursing job and considering other career paths, that she could make a quadrillion dollars as a Bay Area dominatrix

[sarah °˖➴ @diangelart]

GIRL

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

They're saying nothing has ever looked likelier to slide again

[LordCommissar15 @TwinkRedGuard]

YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO

*Ship gun sound effect*

191.7 MARXIST FM

*URA URA URA*

WHERE WE PLAY ONLY THE IMMORTAL SCIENCE OF MARXISM-LENINISM

*Excerpt of Lenin speaking*

THIS AINT YOUR TRUDOVIK STATION

*Blanqui's The Eternity Through The Stars starts playing*

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

polyamorous stoners be like i’m looking for an eighth