Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna

Please don’t look at my wrists or knees | He/Him

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

Milk is cheese water

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

What blows my mind is if you zoom out to the max, you’re literally looking at a picture of a googol planets. That’s actually insane. Every type planet you could ever think of exists in this picture

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/tlougFWg8B

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@biggsdickenergy Let me be vulnerable

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

I love life’s little surprises. For example, I was surprised to spend the start of Memorial Day weekend fully de-clothed, dumping my brains out after eating questionable beef. I’m just riding the spontaneous wave of life

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@girlatthecorner It’s the most mediocre meal imaginable but unfortunately I’m hooked on it for life

[Queen B 👸 @RightBeckAtYa]

"I couldn't eat a human if I know they suffered" - @DemonicLemonade

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

Damn there’s a funeral going on next to our apartment on St. Patty’s day. A true Irish goodbye

[Cincinnati Cyclones @CincyCyclones]

hot dogs @Skyline_Chili
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Retweet for a chance to win a $50 Skyline gift card! (Winner will be selected at 7pm.) #NationalChiliDay

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

Literally the only thing bad about gnocchi is they look like grubs

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

Like…we just made a big machine that looks like a bird made out of metal…stupid as fuck but somehow it works??

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

I’m about to ride a plane for the first time in 3 years and I can’t wrap my head around how THE fuck humans invented this as a form of transportation

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@TdotBOOGIE JOEY FRANCHISEEEEEE

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@biggsdickenergy im team no fart

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

With a mouthful of food, my coworker decided that now was a perfect time to tell me about how “meat gets stuck in her gum holes” and she has to “get it out with a water pick before it decays.”

I’m fucking appalled and I’m notifying the authorities

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@TdotBOOGIE I feel your pain. He’s got his gangly claws sunk into Breen too

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@biggsdickenergy @kyraagarner I second this

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

Watching my 65 year old coworker try to navigate a simple Word document easily took 15 years off my life

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

GO PACK GO!!!!!

[Mr. Dr. Prof. Lasagna @DemonicLemonade]

@TdotBOOGIE @biggsdickenergy This is where we tread into wacko territory