mary

phones down by 10pm and lights off 10:30pm on weekdays. a weekend I might push it to midnight if I have something fun to do

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[OSAMAH @sseehn11]

أستطيع تمييز مدمن الإباحية والعادات السرية بمجرد النظر إليه

​ليس بسبب ما يقوله...
​بل لأنهم يحملون دائماً نفس الملامح الواضحة:

1.​عيونهم تبدو ذابلة وفاقدة للبريق…

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

Under Trump, the Forest Service is gutting labs that cost ONE DOLLAR in rent so they can cram scientists into a Fort Collins office that costs taxpayers a million a year.

As reported by NPR, Trump's 2027 budget zeroes out Forest Service research entirely. Three hundred and nine million dollars, gone. Fifty-seven of the agency's seventy-seven research stations are on the chopping block.

These are the forests generations of Americans have hiked, hunted, camped, and prayed in. Sacred ground for almost anyone who's ever stepped outside in this country.

And the "efficiency" pitch? A scam.

The research station in Hilo, Hawaii sits on 30,000 acres the federal government rents for a one-time fee of ONE DOLLAR, locked in until 2067. The Michigan Tech lease? One dollar paid in 1963, free ever since. Another site costs the agency $600 a month for two rooms.

The destination they want everyone shipped to in Fort Collins runs taxpayers a million a year.

Read that again. They're closing dollar leases to expand a million-dollar lease.
Scientists in Baltimore have spent years planting white oak saplings that need three decades to mature. You can't FedEx a forest to Colorado. You can't manage a Hawaiian ecosystem from a cubicle in Utah.

Researchers told NPR they'll quit before they relocate. Which is the point.

Meanwhile, Trump has openly pledged to ramp up logging on federal land. Gut the scientists who document the damage, and there's nobody left to sound the alarm when ancient forests get clear-cut for profit.

These are the people who tell us when wildfire season turns deadly. Who track invasive beetles eating through pine. Who teach cities how to recycle dead trees instead of dumping them in landfills.

You don't dismantle the world's largest forestry research network because you're worried about a maintenance bill. You dismantle it because somebody plans to take a chainsaw to what the public owns and doesn't want a paper trail.

The forests don't belong to Tom Schultz. They don't belong to Trump. They belong to every American who has ever stood quiet under a hundred-year-old tree and understood, for one second, that some things are not for sale.

Defend them now, or explain it to your grandkids later.

[that one Lightning McQueen girl 🚗 @sawyeurism]

I am a herpetologist. My research focus is lizards. Heartbreaking doesn't even cut it, but I'm hardly surprised.

This man is the reason qualified scientists cannot even get jobs in their fields. There are no jobs. There is no science. Just Christo-Fascist destruction.

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➡️ https://t.co/q2ISQnxLBK

[The Arsonist Bisexy @THEBBANG3L333]

We really don’t talk enough about how often grown ass adults abuse autistic black kids

[S @even_steven8tht]

This is so insane. A evil genocidal country went and illegally kidnapped peaceful protesters on international waters and now they are parading them around like cattle and NOT A SINGLE major news network is covering it.

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

Border walls in Big Bend will cut wildlife off from the Rio Grande—often their only reliable source of water.

Many of Texas' famed game species will pay the price, just like we've seen elsewhere across the border. And for what? Virtually nobody is crossing the border here.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

“The time has come to put aside national ambitions and look for an international ambition of survival,” Sir David Attenborough told 60 Minutes in 2020. He turns 100 today.

Attenborough warns that if world leaders don’t change, “It’s going to sink us in the end."

[Animal Justice @AnimalJustice]

Shocking footage shows wild animals being displayed in poor conditions at the Wildlife Festival in Red Deer, Alberta. The Festival allows public handling, putting both animals & people at risk.

Animal Justice has submitted a legal complaint to the Alberta SPCA, urging them to investigate & protect these animals.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

A United States Senator broke this marine vets arm because of he spoke out against the war in Iran

Brian McGinnis risked his life for his country and was exercising his right to free speech… and an elected official assaulted him for it

Sen Sheehy hasn’t apologized or resigned.

[Dan Davis @DanDavisWrites]

"But Dan why is it one of your favourites?"

I'm glad you asked, well, it's because it's so HOT.

I like it because it is so clearly an anatomically accurate representation of a mature woman who has had children. The fat distribution is so lovingly sculpted but also the muscular, strong legs of a hunter-gatherer. It's so accurate it could be a portrait of an individual, not just an "idealised" general idea of a woman like this.

Despite that, the prominent genitalia and the belly button too also signal femininity and (post-)birth, so she does also represent *successful* fertility, and longevity.

I love it because it was made by a real artist and by someone who loved women and their bodies.

[mary @durfeemh]

@paularambles Aah my uncle is the director of curriculum there! I always refer to him as my chocolate uncle, I hope you got to meet him and to have him as your chocolate uncle too🥹

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

If you live in the eastern US, a close relative of the cherimoya grows wild all over, the pawpaw. In a creek valley it can be every 3rd tree in the forest. Harvest in September.

[노릇 @noreut_]

어제 펀치가 공격당한 영상에 대한 이치카와시 동물원의 입장문입니다!
오역이나 의역이 있을 수도 있습니다.

저는 이치카와시 동물원의 사육담당자입니다.
현재 널리 퍼져있는 몇몇 영상을 보았습니다.

펀치가 무리의 다른 새끼원숭이에게 다가갔는데 그 새끼 원숭이가 피하게됐습니다.

이번에 펀치를 끌고간 원숭이는 펀치가 소통하려고 다가간 어린 원숭이의 어미로 보입니다. 아마도 어미원숭이는 자식이 싫어하는 일을 당한 것 같아 '��쁜 짓 하지 마라'고 화낸 것이 아닐까 생각합니다.

펀치는 무리에 합류한 후에 여러차례 훈육을 받으며 무리와 소통하는 방법을 배워왔습니다.

훈육당한 직후에는 놀라서 인형으로 숨지만, 조금 시간이 지나고 다른 원숭이들과 소통했습니다.

영상은 2월 19일 오전에 일어난 일로 보이지만, 12시와 15시에 먹이를 줄 때 펀치는 평소와 크게 다르지 않았습니다.

원숭이 무리와 합류시키기 위해 이런 일이 일어날 수 있다는 점 각오했습니다.

지금까지 여러번 혼난 적은 있지만 한 번도 펀치를 진심으로 공격하려는 원숭이는 없었습니다.

펀치는 혼이 나도 금방 회복하는 정신력을 겸비하고 있습니다.
다양한 원숭이와 소통하려다가 훈육당하는 과정이니 안타깝다고만 생각하지 말고, 펀치의 노력을 응원해주셨으면 합니다.
#がんばれパンチ

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

my favorite animal… the shimp

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Men be balding and say “im not balding”