Rob C

Trial Attorney. Easily distracted when not in trial. Fan of proper grammar, sarcasm, and the Oxford comma. #Cubs #Bears #Blackhawks #Bulls #ILLINI

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@AnthonyG0528 @AOC I love it when MAGAts use words they don’t understand.

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@AveZobor @stacycay @yhdistyminen @HunterBiden Literally a tax on the unimproved value of land, dumbass. You knew that, but you hate trans people so you just had to say something. Go back to the 1960’s you ignorant twat.

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@UnklShamtheband @SouthwestAir “We decided to change our flight plans at the last minute to a flight that was clearly booked and the company providing said flights had the audacity to try and charge us legal US tender because we changed our minds. The audacity!” Waaaah!

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@kaceytron

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@tylermilliken_ Raw dogging a Red Sox-Royals game alone is rough. Man at least deserves a beer.

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@IllinoisGolfer Quite the opposite. Bryson has proven that you can win two US Open titles and still be remarkable stupid. But honestly, is anyone really surprised?

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@avery_irwin21 @notonforbes400 Hammer the under

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@jbellinojr @Covers Dude, you opposed drinking out of the same water fountain as black people. Sit this one out fuck face.

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@GeoDataGlobal @CBSNews He’s got a healthy shit in his diaper, that’s the only thing healthy in this video.

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@dehnis899 No, I don’t think I’ll be doing that. I tend to not associate with people who worship racists who throw up the Seig Heil and blame it on autism. In case I’m not being clear, fuck Elon and Trump.

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@DietCoke_Esq *Getting served discover as a Partner*

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@ufc Trash card. Trash pandering to Mango Mussolini. Trash organization.

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@stacycay @ShamsCharania @blankslate2017 We get it, OKC fans don’t want to face Wemby. Just be honest

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@HipCheck520 @SecWar @KidRock @USArmy You pay a billionaire for a blue check so you can suck Mango Mussolini’s micropenis while licking boots. I’d pity you if you weren’t such a worthless piece of shit.

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@BNONews How do I renew my passport without getting Mango Mussolini’s mugshot on it?

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@FLOTUS Why hasn’t ICE deported your ass yet? Not that you actually wrote this Tweet, but get fucked. You’re an illegal immigrant with an anchor baby. Doesn’t your pedophile felon husband love sending people like you to the gulag?

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@MattVincenziPGA Pretty sure there are labor laws against your 4 and 6 year old earning income. Glad to hear people are against child labor.

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@DietCoke_Esq That’s my airport! Kinda sad when I say it like that. Welcome to the Midwest.

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@am_yers @CheekaOfLaw High stakes corporate litigation and bankruptcy litigation. IP is well paid, but not the top.