Punchy

Love licks us up where we belong. @ekixen

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@derekwaterss I am a comedian from Winnipeg. You should do a show about Winnipeg. Or just about international history. After covid shits its pants.

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I can't finish listening to Bohemian Rhapsody without starting to listen to Black Betty.

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The Ecto-1 used to be an ambulance, now it's a hearse. Nuff said about which direction this franchise is going.

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@cat30555601
Egon: You're such a scaredy cat.
Chewy: No I'm not. I like running away from people.
Egon: Just admit you suck.

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I'm going with Adam McKay for the Marisa Tomei upset this Oscar season.

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

"Look man, if there's no buns then I'm not interested" -my anaconda arguing with hot dog vendor

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Redditor

#MakeAn80sMovieLame

[UncleDave @DaveJPrimo]

"It can't hurt to try".

*tries, gets badly hurt*

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Now that Bowie died, and I see how unanimously popular he was, I'm a bit put off. I thought he was my little secret.

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I dunno how exclusive this "Power Ball" is. I know lotsa people who got tickets to go to it & they're totes not superheroes
#IfIWonPowerball

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I dunno what this "Power Ball" is but I hope it's a piñata filled with the secrets of the universe.

#IfIWonPowerball

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I dunno what this "Power Ball" is but I hope it's not one of Trump's nuts.

#IfIWonPowerball

[Replaced by Robots @robotreplacers]

Robot John Travolta in his first public appearance next to a deactivated Barbara Stanwyck android - 1982 Oscars.

[🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 @WheelTod]

I bet one cool thing about having a heart attack is that no one would ever ask you to help them move furniture again

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Happy New Year Harry and Sally. Yes the title sucks, but the title doesn't matter, Nora. The movie rocks.

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Left signal on. Light turns green. Don't advance. Light turns red. Don't turn. You're going to hell.

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You know what happens when someone spoils the ending of Star Wars for you? You keep living your life and literally nothing changes.

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Did you know? The only Muppet to gain consciousness is Jeff Lynne.

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It's easy to put Michael Jackson records in chronological order. You just follow the skin tone.