DerekSMFG

Get at me

[KLEIN @TheKevinKlein]

#ElonMusk on #SNL Drinking Game:
Take a drink every time...
1. Something funny happens.

Congrats on your first night of sobriety.

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

@Generac Package your IQ3500’s better! First one arrived coated in oil due to the bottle blowing open in transit. Returned, ordered another one. Replacement arrived scratched as heck, had huge crack/puncture in the plastic on the exhaust end. Hope 3rd replacement survives transit

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

@SamZomg @FedEx @GameStop Dude, I’m dealing with @FedEx right now over a Switch that’s 20 miles from me and it’s stuck with a package exception “weather delay” since Thursday. No one there knows what’s going on.

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

@TraegerGrills So much for helping! I DMed, you asked what the problem was, I replied to the dm and never got a reply. That was on FRI 9/28... I will never buy or recommend #TraegerGrills to anyone

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

@TraegerGrills thee worst smoker. Nothing but continuous problems and run arounds with 5 different calls to cust. srvc. Constant temp spike on smoke, fire dies, and a bunch of half ass fixes or blame passing. Even sent me replacement parts promising to fix my new smoker #trash

[🍺Brewbies® Craft Beer Festival @BrewbiesFest]

New merch available online! https://t.co/ykRCvE52Dh 🍻100% of proceeds benefit @keepabreast 💖#brewbies #keepabreast

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

...when you buy your @BrewbiesFest tickets and forget to put in your discount code... 😑

[SWINGIN’ UTTERS @swingin_utters]

Just Announced: San Francisco, CA - Apr 8 at Thee Par... https://t.co/xM4Oo3QfbT

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

New little @swingin_utters piece done by Mike Hudgins of Stay True Tattoo in Dublin, Ca. #poorlyformed #swinginutters #staytruetattoo

[Duff's Cakemix @DuffsCakemix]

Retweet If You Want A Cupcake Emoji! 🎂🍰❔#CupcakeEmojiPlease

[Amoeba Music @amoebamusic]

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory soundtrack was reissued on GOLD vinyl for 45th anniv. https://t.co/YixjAumWBd

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

#gypsyrose the #brindle #pitboxer! #adoptdontshop #rescue #beach #pacifica #california

[DerekSMFG @DerekSMFG]

She may be an old machine but she gets the job done! #bottling #wine #winery #california

[Amoeba Music @amoebamusic]

Want to win 4 @BlackSabbath deluxe vinyl reissues and a poster? RT & follow us to win. Winner announced at 5pm.

[Amoeba San Francisco @AmoebaSF]

Follow us & RT for chance to win vinyl test pressing of @wet's debut #DontYou! Must be able to pick up at Amoeba SF.

[The Expendables @TheExpendables]

Was the sound off for lady gaga national anthem for everyone else or just me?
If so someone is fired

[Amoeba San Francisco @AmoebaSF]

Follow us & Retweet for a chance to win a pair of tix to see @SmashingPumpkin w/ @PhizLair on March 25 @sfmasonic! Tix on sale Friday.