Derek

[zander 🇨🇦 @zandertoo]

Vaughan, ON

[tay @hairball1952]

flimsy steve i think of you everyday

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Reddit AITAH?

[solo 💽 @souloradio]

doctors gonna be playing dice with your toes

[Alphons6 @Alphons63]

Drew that one dude from Alien who’s fit went crazy for no reason

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[jame @kloogans]

i got hit in the head by a hockey puck at a tampa bay lightning game when i was 10 and when i woke up in the ER the doctors were trying to pry a pretzel out of my hand they were calling me uncle anne

[Colin @colinarmis]

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

[BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada]

INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. https://t.co/r6yNo3gkJN

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

yo mama so fat she can fit a million poop in her butt

[nhbbie @JODIEBASTARD]

they been doin this already since the 2000s though man i-WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAST THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

[amber @dumbamber]

when I would smoke weed with my mom when I was in highschool she would get so high that if i called her “mom” she would feel immense guilt so i called her scooter

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

your parents are upper. middle. class

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Lowkey tweet of the year ngl

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"his darkest script yet."

"gothic horror."

"religious fear and superstition."

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@baltimoresun Go fuck yourself