Owl of Derision

Wise.. ish.. Shameless abuser of hashtags.. #SuperbOwl #Owl2025.. Editor-in-Chief of #RealOwlNews.. World record holder.. (awaiting verification..)

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Other opinions are available..

And equally bizarre..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

In the light of the censorship measures being implemented by the British government..

I came here to say that I’m years beyond my wise..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Just because you’re paranoid..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Popped in to hunt out all the new #SuperbOwl jokes..

Didn’t dwell..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

That annoying time when I have to change my header..

And say “happy new year”..

#Owl2025

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

@GWR See.. This owl had nothing to do with Christmas..

Merry Boxing Day..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

A clear out of threads will be a New Years resolution..

https://t.co/kotT5ZE3G6

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

@GWR Your occasional reminder that owls have nothing to do with Christmas..

[ash @smashleyrice]

These goddamn owls are at it again

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

To my new followers..

May I take this opportunity to apologise for tweeting..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

I should tweet less.. I get more followers..

Maybe that should be ‘fewer’.. In either sentence..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

No further comments..

[ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП  @wendeeluvz]

🤣 I knew Mr. Owl was a damn liar! 🦉

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

It’s an owl..

[Electric Blue⚡️💙 @Only9built]

An Owl appears when you switch your car on...What does it mean..??

**Wrong answers only**

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

The Superb Owl appears to be trending..

Expecting new jokes and disappointment..

#SuperbOwl

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

There’s a lot of it about, cupcake..

[Marie @Marie__Axel]

I need an Owl Cupcake in my life.

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

@beingbrilliant Go owl..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Soon someone will be a permanently exhausted pigeon with worms..

[backwoods trash goblin @wokeoldsman]

Owls are so damn weird I love it

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

‘Fraid Joe’s used his lifetime quota of that..

#joebiden #sleepyjoe #owls #SuperbOwl #Owl2024

[Austin Cole @SeizerPouncicus]

To protect one species of owl, the Biden administration is planning to kill up to 500,000 of a different species of owl. Make it make sense....

https://t.co/SNbPy9Xs2k

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Owls are wise.. Not quick..

And presumably an ‘Aspark’ is like a car park for.. Owl owners..

#topgear #Owl2024 #evs #SuperbOwl

[Top Gear @BBC_TopGear]

The Aspark Owl SP600 just hit 272.6mph, becomes world’s fastest EV. Unofficially, anyway. Japan’s curious e-supercar returns with massive top speed → https://t.co/hiXRHf0qqv

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Maybe ‘Peregrine Falcon’ would be a more apt name..

Not #RealOwlNews

[KLFY NEWS 10 @KLFY]

According to Aspark, the Owl – priced at $3.2 million – can reach 60 mph in 1.69 seconds. https://t.co/4GohMxSzc7

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Maybe too close to ‘Millennium Falcon’..

It’s movie night tonight..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Welcome to meteorological summer..

If I hadn’t told you..

[Owl of Derision @DerisionOwl]

Watershed..

[General Secretary Sabotab @SUFFERINSABOTAB]

damn owl shut the fuck up trying to sleep here