LilDerpyy

Crunchy is better than Chewy chips ahoy cookies

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@WallsignCombat @Dexerto OH ABSOLUTELY

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

I know its possible this isnt even related, but I swear Vesa hated @ImDussy and @MatthewMoos3 so much they decided to find reasons to ban quite literally anyone whos ever been friends with them and its hilarious. Somebody need to make a list of everyone whos been banned from that

[Brooklynn @notbrooklyynn]

7+ months and I’m still banned in vesa because I was falsely accused of helping banned players get back into the server & falsely accused of harassing staff. when asked for proof, I got ignored and blocked in DM’s. actually pathetic. 💀

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

Reporter: “How confident are you in carrying this team forward?”

Jameis Winston: “One thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind… and reaching forward to what’s ahead.” (stares off into space) 😂😂😂

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

Lions offense: top 5 in the league, averaging 31 a game, dropping 31 on the best defense in the league

Lions defense: gave up 24 to a bottom 3 offense and thats somehow by far their best performance this year

Lions fans: fire our OC 😡

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

I’m ready for Campbell to take over play calling again

[Walker @drunkeldian]

The last 2 men left in the orgy

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@MatthewMoos3 hey

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@JdooksFPS @AmigamagazineGA Oh my god

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

Thoughts on new borderlands dlc:

Loveless can step on me. Thats it.

Ok I GUESS the fl4k dlc was ight too

[Monsoon @MonsoonGG]

It's been pretty heated around the apex community recently, which is understandable. I want to make note that this isn't an opportunity to be transphobic or any bit hateful. Everything that's happened is extremely human with very real complicated feelings. appreciate you all.

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@FadeLessHD For movies MOST are kinda ass, but some id recommend are Cooler movie 1 after Frieza saga, cooler movie 2 AND original Broly movie right before cell games arc, bojack movie after cell games, and Fusion reborn after DBZ. If you really wanna watch GT do it after Z, OR after super

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@FadeLessHD DB- DBZ- Daima- Super- Super broly movie- super superhero movie is the official canon of the show, Super is currently getting the entire first like half of the show remade with better animation coming out this year so wait for that

All other movies + GT are entirely non canon

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@CcobraxX Zero hate to Ruby, I dont even know her or really anything about her, but asking for MORE after you already got paid more than half what a player made, as a COACH, is nuts to me. Regardless of how important her role was to the team at the time.

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

Dont normally comment on drama, but basic knowledge here, prize was 600k, federal withholding of 144k (making it 466k) instantly before state taxes on top of it, you got paid 46k which is almost exactly 10 percent of 466k. Keep in mind, they probably got taxed harder than that.

[RubyKaster @RubyKaster]

I'm seeing a lot of misinformation and straight up lies about me right now and a lot of confusion so one last tell-all before I'm gone for good. I didn't expect my tweet to blow up like it did, I retired like 6 months ago and this tweet was meant to just be some closure for me personally where I reflected on my 4 years in/around apex as a whole. I expected it to *maybe* get like 50 likes, but here we are.

I got dropped from OBVN pretty abruptly after champs. It didn't make much sense to me then but I didn't make a fuss, I knew they never really wanted a coach in the first place and they were great to work with for my full time with them & I'm still very grateful for the opportunity. With that said, after I got dropped there were some... Interesting rumours circulating that just weren't true at all. People say I had nothing prepped and didn't say anything on Finals day. It's true I was quiet that day, but not because I was there to "just aura farm" (insane ass rumour btw, who tf started that). I was quiet because I was sick as fuck and probably shouldn't have even been there that day. I had an insane fever, I could barely stand up for most of the set and everything past 10ft in front of me was a blur. I was carried through the latter half of that day by pure adrenaline and I tried my best, but when the day was over and I got back to the hotel to drop off my bags, I collapsed and was bedridden for three days. I didn't go to the after-party, I didn't hang out with any of my friends around Sapporo, I could barely even walk to the bathroom. The team all know this, I mentioned this to them in the group chat after the event and in the call when I was dropped, so I have absolutely no idea where this rumour even came from.

Even still, people spreading that rumour and discrediting my entire career because of one day where I was less effective proves my point that my work was taken for granted the entire time I was in the scene. I worked 12 hour days, 7 days a week for months (no exaggeration) studying teams' macro timings & tendencies to help shape our own macro. I tried setting up times to get into customs with the guys to prep stuff, but Mon went ahead and did it without me by himself, which is now being used to discredit me further.

Saudi taking over definitely contributed to my decision to retire, but more than anything it was simply because when I was LFT, there were no spots open for me to fill on other teams and no money in the scene for me to be able to pay my bills. That, on top of all of the misogyny and transphobia I've had to deal with across my time in eSports (especially after champs) just made it so I wanted to get a normal job that actually paid me and move on. I've been trying to move on the entire time, but things keep happening behind the scenes that keep me in limbo and stop me from truly leaving. This is the last time I get roped back in. I'm done. I'm also done protecting other people's secrets while I get slandered and insulted.

Monsoon and Blinkzrr are withholding a combined $15,000 from my champs cut citing "taxes." Mon in particular led me on the entire time he was doing this by insisting he "had" to do it because there was no way for him to not get taxed on my cut and he didn't want to just tank 7k that didn't even end up in my pocket. I've since come to learn that this is an Andrew Tate tactic. The gaslighting stopped when I found out that Contractor Fees can get written off your taxes, so both of them *could* have paid me in full and not had to tank the tax on it (to my understanding). When I told both of them this, they started ghosting me completely. I'm now having to scramble to find 9kUSD by April so my partner and I can still qualify for a Visa, something we wouldn't have to do if they'd have just paid me like we agreed on.

For the record, Fun paid me in full as agreed, no questions asked, and is still a good friend. He's always done right by me and I truly wish him the best in everything.

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

Wildcat putting my lions on top of the north, pack it up this guy is never right we are back to poverty fuck me

[Tyler @I_AM_WILDCAT]

My official 2026 NFL Playoff Team predictions for this season.

This is 100% correct so feel free to reply with how yours is different from mine and thus wrong.

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@WallsignCombat @SoupyFPS Meanwhile in fast food its more consistent obv but you dont really get any weeks with extra money unless you just work a ton

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@WallsignCombat @SoupyFPS Ive done both waiting and fast food, if you work 8 hours and wait on say 25 tables, making $3 an hour, you probably make 200ish a night if you are good at your job, BUT, slow days you might get maybe 5 tables and be lucky to go home with 30 bucks. So depends really, both suck

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

I grew up on borderlands and borderlands content and if you showed me this without telling me who posted it I genuinely think Joltz would have been the last guess.

That being said, absolutely peak, no notes. Thank you JoltzDude139

[JoltzDude139 @Joltzdude139]

Okay I've prepped the next month of thumbnails for Borderlands 4 content

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@Ki11ersix @SdotTheAvatar @damien_hine In bl3 however, if you are a new player, or someone returning to the game after a long time, the game has already gifted you multiple guns for just one shotting things before you are even level 10 just from world drops. And if you happen to pick moze well, you won already lol

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

@Ki11ersix @SdotTheAvatar @damien_hine I love bl3 as it is now, but I think the issue with new game compared to bl1 or 2, is that in those games if you are someone who plays all the time, you have the CHOICE, to go get a harold and steamroll for ease, but returning/new players can just kinda play normally 1/2

[LilDerpyy @Derpy02Lil]

its almost like making a game that didnt work, then forcing a sequel to said game that also didnt work, followed by a battle royale that kinda worked for a week, followed by a relaunch of said sequel that didnt work, followed by a reskin of the same game with mechs, doesnt work?

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

1047 games is officially ceasing development on Splitgate: Reloaded and Empulse

With not enough revenue to maintain dedicated servers