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Common garden variety man
Opinions are not my own (it/that)

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The pinnacle of wokeism is to cancel oneself.

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@solsrvca Is this for the dog?

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@FreyaManslayer Maybe he has tennis elbow

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@ChrisHewitt Stewart Lee

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@ianmiles Surprised the sprinklers didn't go off

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@AndyHa_ "a simple cod omelette" 🤌

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@I_amMukhtar Like herpes

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@Woman4W @DisaffectedPod Wait til he needs a surrogate. Will change his tune then.

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@Realitycounts7

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@xsphi Thumbs in the eyes

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@godblesstoto Imagine being the idiot who got his cock lopped off, only to buy a strap-on

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@kfRedhot The most offensive thing about this is being mistaken for Josh widdecombe

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@francesweetman We have very similar cats

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@dank_ackroyd Looks like a queen's guard

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@WeAreFairCop @WestYorksPolice Maybe it's that autistic girls actual nana?

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@GadSaad And then shot everyone else in the vicinity

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@LegalGengar @currys Are you going to sue Currys? They commissioned and published it

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@Provokatov I will never forgive them for this

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@hansmollman Why does that car always have to be mine though

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@1984Woodpecker @WitchyMcWitch @IndiaWilloughby Paul McCartney's let himself go

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@WitchyMcWitch I wanted to do a show where I got to go on a date with Scarlett Johansson. We'd hangout, eat at a fancy restaurant, walk along the beach as the sunset. All the things you do on a romantic date. Only prob. She wouldn't do it.
I think she was scared. Scared she'd fall in love