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[Moore @Accoid]

Listen to the voice note , it will trigger you o but sha calm down hear am.

[Mazza @YaaMazz]

this is very important because theres a significant proportion of men that think they can beat her in a match

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Michael Carrick handing over his Brunade Launcher to Mauricio Pochettino.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Enjoy your birthday, Cundy! 🥳

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Barely 24 hours after he posted on Instagram asking a big artiste to jump on his unreleased song, Zlatan has now commented and even sent him a DM, saying he wants to give him a verse. Wow 🔥

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Obasanjo achievements

1Paris Club debt relief
2Bank consolidation
3Excess Crude Account
4Foreign reserves growth
5DMO creation
6CBN autonomy
7NEEDS blueprint
8GSM liberalization
9NITDA Act
10EFCC creation
11ICPC creation
12Due Process Office
13NEITI Act
14Pension reform
15PenCom creation
16Civil service monetization
17SERVICOM
18BPSR creation
19Payroll audits
20BPE privatization
21Port concessioning
22NEPA unbundling
23NERC creation
24Universal Basic Education
25NHIS rollout
26NAPEP creation
27NDDC creation
28Mortgage reform
29Military depoliticization
30Police expansion
31AU founding
32NEPAD co-founding
33Greentree Agreement
34Commonwealth return
35NAFDAC revival
36NAPTIP creation
37NIMASA establishment
38NOUN revival
39Private universities
40Cassava initiative
41Rice initiative
42Cement integration
43NLNG expansion
44Abuja Stadium
45COJA 2003
46CHOGM 2003
47Niger Delta plan
48NigeriaSat-1
49Electoral reforms
50Democratic handover
51NIPP power projects
52FAAN reforms
53NCAA autonomy
54Airspace radar
55Cabotage Act
56SMEDAN creation
57Bank of Industry
58NACRDB merger
59FERMA creation
60NACA establishment
61Polio campaign
62Roll Back Malaria
63Cocoa rebirth
64Vegetable oil initiative
65Livestock development
66Fisheries expansion
67Fadama II
68Fertilizer liberalization
69Solid minerals reform
70Mining Cadastre
71Nigerian Geological Survey
72FIRS modernization
73Customs reform
74Insurance recapitalization
75NAICOM strengthening
76SEC reforms
77NSE growth
78Sovereign credit rating
79London Club exit
80Local content policy
81Marginal fields
82DPR strengthening
83PPPRA creation
84PEF reform
85TETFund precursor
86PTDF overhaul
87NIPSS revitalization
88Peacekeeping leadership
89Liberia peace
90Sierra Leone peace
91Sao Tome intervention
92ECOWAS strengthening
93Gulf of Guinea Commission
94EFCC training academy
95Financial Intelligence Unit
96Money Laundering Act
97Advance Fee Fraud Act
98Child Rights Act
99Trafficking prohibition

100Freedom of Information groundwork

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

One and Only in Africa 🌍

1. 🇿🇦 Only FIFA World Cup Host → South Africa
2. 🇳🇬 Only Country with above 200 Million People → Nigeria
3. 🇿🇦 Only Country where Same-sex Marriage and LGBTQ are fully Legal → South Africa
4. 🇲🇿 Only Country with an AK-47 on their Flag → Mozambique

5. Only Country Recognized by Only One Country → Somaliland
6. 🇬🇶 Only Country Where The Father is the President and his son the Deputy President → Equatorial Guinea
7. 🇲🇿 Only Country Name Containing All Five Vowels → Mozambique
8. 🇱🇸 Only Country Entirely Above 1,000 Meters → Lesotho
9. 🇳🇦 Only Country with a Female President and Vice President → Namibia
10. 🇦🇴 Only Country with an Exclave → Angola
11. Only Country with 16 Official Languages → Zimbabwe
12. 🇿🇦 Only Country with Three Capitals → South Africa
13. 🇪🇷 Only Country that has Never Held an Election → Eritrea
14. 🇱🇸 Entirely Inside of Another Country → Lesotho
15. 🇱🇷 The Only Ballon d'Or Winner → Liberia
16. 🇲🇦 Only FIFA World Cup Semifinal → Morocco
17. 🇿🇲 Only Country with Christianity as its State Religion → Zambia
18. 🇪🇹 Only Country to Resist CoIonization → Ethiopia
19. 🇪🇹 Only Country with a Unique Calender → Ethiopia
20. 🇿🇦 Only Country with a Nuclear Power Station → South Africa
21. 🇩🇿 Only Country with a Tramway system in the Desert → Algeria
22. 🇩🇿 Only Country with 7 Tramway System → Algeria
23. 🇷🇼 Only Country to Launch Self-Flying Electric Air Taxis → Rwanda
24. 🇿🇦 Only Country where Amazon operates locally → South Africa
25. 🇧🇫🇲🇱🇳🇪 World’s Only Active Confederation (AES) → Burkina Faso, Mali, Niger
26. 🇿🇦 Only Country to Win the Rugby World Cup → South Africa
27. 🇪🇬 Only Country in Two Continents → Egypt
28. 🇩🇯 The Only Permanent U.S. Military Base → Djibouti

Compiled by Africa First

Copyright © 2026 Africa First. All Rights Reserved

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

This is the person Arsenal fans said would not get pass Gabriel and Saliba. 😭

E no go better for all of una. 😂

[Ola of Benin ✨ @Bartonarab]

If Peller no do DNA test after Jarvis delivers this baby, call me a mad man! 😂😭

See the moment Jo Blaq and Jarvis got into a heated argument during a TikTok Live. 👀

[insight🗣️ @Dennisk1919]

This lady led the "team wumi" then. She was supporting Moh's girlfriend blindly since 2023 before they fell out this years over donations. She knows a lot because the girl trusted her with a lot of evidence.

Listen to her 👇

Nigerians truly owe Naira Marley an apology. 😭

[𝐑𝐨𝐳𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 🌎 @MissRozapepper]

His offense was being a responsible man. Family members are crazy sha!! 💔💔

Rest well Legend 💔

[DAVIDO-Heir✨ @DavidoHeir]

This girl wan finish VDM once and for all. 😂 Finally, see how calmly she schooled him. 😒

[Omotayo Olokede @Iamkolotayo]

Listen to this !

Don't let them Trick you 😏

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

In 2010, NYSC paid corps members ₦9,775 monthly. Today, they receive ₦77,000.

But look at what has happened to purchasing power.

In 2010, ₦9,775 could buy about 150 litres of petrol at ₦65/litre.

In November 2026, ₦77,000 buys only about 57 litres at ₦1,355/litre.

Yet that ₦9,775 had more purchasing power than today’s ₦77,000.

Economic progress is not how much money you earn. It is how much your money can buy.

The allowance has increased almost 8 times, but Nigerians have become poorer in real terms.

[Ozan #rickoncugenclik @baratheonfedai]

IT IS FINALLY COMING ⏳️

George R. R. Martin (Author of ASOIAF series) has been announced that The Winds of Winter will be premiered in 11th of May 2027 on YouTube.

[Office of the SA on Social Media to PBAT🇳🇬 @Dolusegun16]

FG PLANS $2BN EAST–WEST SUPER GRID TO BOOST TRANSMISSION CAPACITY TO 19,000MW

Minister of Power, Joseph Tegbe, disclosed that President Bola Ahmed Tinubu had authorised work on the project, with procurement already underway.

What To Know:

- The proposed East–West Super Grid will cut across the country, linking major transmission corridors in the North and South. It is expected to increase the network’s capacity from about 4,000–5,000MW to at least 19,000MW, providing greater capacity to evacuate electricity to consumers.

- Tegbe identified stability as the government’s immediate priority, crediting better coordination among the Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN), the Nigerian Independent System Operator (NISO) and generation companies for improved response to disruptions.

- He cited the restoration of a damaged transmission line within four to five days, compared with the much longer periods previously required. He also directed that the Oshogbo–Ikeja West line be repaired by the end of November.

- The minister disclosed that the Federal Government had paid about ₦1.2 trillion out of the ₦3.3 trillion power-sector debt. He said the government intends to clear the outstanding balance next year to improve the liquidity of generation companies and strengthen their ability to pay for gas.

- The government is working to maximise the capacity of underutilised facilities, including the Alaoji and Afam power plants in the Niger Delta, by improving their output and ensuring electricity can be transmitted to areas where it is needed.

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Tinubu told you not to vote for him for 2nd term if he can't give you 24hrs electricity.
So he's watching now to see if you are actually stupid.

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“Anybody wey VeryDarkMan no like na im kill Mohbad…”

Oyemykke mocks VDM.

[Blair Clark @Blair_Clark07]

Tsunami towers don't have empty ground floors by accident—they let giant waves flow right through 🌊🏢#Animation3D

[The Spearhead @Spearhead_Af]

Retired Nigerian Navy Commander: Nigerians Don't Run Their Country

Retired Nigerian Navy Commander Kunle Olawunmi says a deep state runs Nigeria’s affairs. These people aren’t elected and their identities are not public.

What can Nigerians do to take back power?

Video credit: @eobilo