Desi Humor

Made a twitter account and was friended by random desi by the same last names as me #MyLifeIsDesi

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Calling your mom in hindi/Urdu:
Am-ee?
Am-eeeeee?
And when she doesn't respond:
MOOOOOM???!
#EverySingleTime #MyLifeIsDesi

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Guest coming over = Full house cleaning. -__- #MyLifeIsDesi

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Amreekan Girl: Keep your friends close,keep your enemies closer.
Desi Girl: Keep your friends close,keep desi aunties closer. #MyLifeIsDesi

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Lost something in the house? Starving at an odd time during the day?Dont know your OWN clothes size?! x_x #DesiMomsCanFixItAll #MyLifeIsDesi

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Mom: Who is she?!
Me: Just a friend mom!
Mom: Want me to make her your friend forever?
Me: -___-
Mom: I didn't think so. No more 'friends'!

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Walking around in a group on campus and sitting together in classes. #BrownPeopleSwag #PowerInNumbers

[Apartment 5D @apartment5D]

Apartment 5D coconuts 🌴🌰 #brownontheoutsidewhiteinside #indianproblems #ABCD @DesiHumor @so_karma @neetu_tweetu

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Once upon a time a desi girl had a secret no1 knew of. A desi aunty convinced her2 confide in her. The next day the whole WORLD knew #TheEnd

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@Tulsi_Patel1 LOL!

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@Tulsi_Patel1 @DontCallMeADesi #Truth

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Desi-My dad accepted me as his son the day I got in2 medical school.
Amreecan-Lol, my dad accepted me the day I grad. high school.
Desi: -_-

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@Tulsi_Patel1 Do this and it will be YOUR funeral, lol! #DesiAuntyWrath

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@DontCallMeADesi @Tulsi_Patel1 It's b/c the desi culture- for the most part- has a very narrow view when it comes to defining success. :/

[Desi Rants @DontCallMeADesi]

@Tulsi_Patel1 @DesiHumor I love how following your dreams and living for yourself is considered the "dark" side to Desi people. #ugh

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

Dad:Don't answer the phone or open the door4 any1 while I'm gone!
Me:Dad I'm not 8 anymore -__-
Dad:haha-*pause* promise?
#GottaLoveDesiDads

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@StuffIndiansDig lol, I think this would be more along the lines of #ThingsIndianMENDig x)

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@Tulsi_Patel1 I like jalebi. You've made up my mind! The heck with the MCAT, lol! x)

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@ItsTylerGStarr That film=#DesiBoyzAtTheirBest=@TheJohnAbraham . haha, basically, I'm bias bout that movie. What'd you think of it? xP

[Desi Humor @DesiHumor]

@Tulsi_Patel1 Exactly. If you're not pre-med, you are automatically a part of the "dark" side. #DesiLogic And lol, I bet it is! :)