Desi Batman

I am a bomb disposal technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

Sometimes I wish I had glasses only so I could take them off & rub my eyes with my palms while mumbling how stupid your question is.

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@airtelindia what scam and harassment with a customer of 20 years. Placed relocation request on 10th Feb ‘24 from GGN to Pune, still not relocated however bill being charged from last 6 months and collection calls. No one called once to resolve issue @Airtel_Presence #Airtelscam

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@joerogan – I enjoyed every one of the 16,545 minutes I spent with you in 2023. Thank you. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/uX0cbxQMcq

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

How to beat the afternoon slump.

Follow Japan’s 80% Rule:

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@GrwthPartner @memdotai mem it

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@GrwthPartner @savetobookmarks

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Give this guy a medal 🏅😂😂

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@zehnasseb That there though is a treasure, lady 😍🤩

[Zain Kahn @heykahn]

10 free websites that are so valuable they feel illegal to know:

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

A “razor” is a rule of thumb that simplifies decision making.

The most powerful razors I’ve found:

[Tesla @Tesla]

In Dog Mode, air conditioning will stay on while the car is locked, keeping your pets safe & comfortable

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@GabbbarSingh Not one but will mention few which are quite helpful in daily usage….TickTick for tasks, Airr for transcript in podcasts, Raindrop for bookmarks, Spark for emails, Otter for voice notes and Instapaper

[VISHAL DADLANI @VishalDadlani]

I want to say this to Indian Muslims on behalf of a majority of Indian Hindus. You are seen & heard, loved & treasured. Your pain is our pain. Your patriotism is not in question, your identity is not a threat to India or to anyone else's religion. We are one Nation, one family.

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@myIncipio How to get iPhone 13 case in India ?

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@Casetify why no love for users in India? 😔 Can’t find any official source. Looking for iPhone 13 case

[Anurag @Anuragkukreti7]

A donkey used to carry 60kg uphill. It's owner increased the weight to 120 kg. Donkey struggled but continued to climb.
Few days later, The donkey resisted and refused to work. So the owner reduced the weight to 115 kg. Now donkey is happy and will vote for the same owner in 2024

[Desi Batman @Desi_Batman]

@SnapdropAndroid - "Snapdrop for Android" is an Android client for https://t.co/u1Sm727HUF

[Kumar Sambhav @Kum_Sambhav]

This is a thread on how Facebook's ad platform undercut political competition in the world's largest democracy. By giving a leg up to the ruling BJP. I explain here the findings of our year-long investigation. Please stay with me. I promise some entertainment too in the end. (1)

[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

Hon’ble Prime Minister- any snide remarks about your MLA at your next rally? EC to take notice?

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

teleprompter hilte hi Raj Kapoor se Tushar Kapoor ho jaata hai 😹😹