Des

@Lambs_Dylan ♡

[KidRock @KidRock]

My people tried to get me to do The Oprah Winfrey show years ago and her people wanted me to write down 5 reasons why I loved her and her show…🏳️‍🌈 I said fuck that and her. End of story.

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

The grape they did surgery on is addicted to painkillers now. Wake up America.

[Des @Destiny11401]

The trailer behind Ron’s BBQ that is heavily decorated for Christmas each year makes me happy

[ev’s 🤍 @evaabreanna]

Me getting in my boyfriend car after studying all the lyrics of his favorite song from the last car ride

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

fuck your astrology sign what type of antidepressants are you on

[e @elissababyyyy]

“ aw shit imma be “ aw shit i forgot
late “ a water “

[Des @Destiny11401]

Happy turkey drop week!

[trish @ultragloss]

gonna tell my kids this was nick jonas and priyanka chopra

[computer man @gloomfather]

Dude you need to get yourself a cast iron skillet. its the exact same as other pans but way heavier and more expensive and you can't ever clean it for some reason

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

There is no reason not to retweet this. She is 13 years old! Do something to help!

[Des @Destiny11401]

I have never kept a single one of Dylan’s presents a secret...and asked if he wanted his Christmas presents this weekend... I hate myself 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Uncle Sammy @samjamescorrie]

I will never forget the birth of Paprika. Congratulations to Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. Absolutely gorgeous family.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

people find out i have bad acid reflux and feel SO bad for me when i tell them i can’t drink alcohol. you think it sucks cause i can’t down 11 white claws in two hours tonight for no reason and wake up needing an IV? no. idiots. fools. it sucks because i can’t eat spaghetti