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[Sam Dastyari @samdastyari]

The Labor Party owes me nothing and I owe the Labor Party everything. Bill Shorten and the team don't deserve this distraction.

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

brock turner has the best neighbors

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Trump wants to ban Muslim immigrants like my parents. I wrote a piece for @NYTimes telling him to go fuck himself: https://t.co/MCDsQyz2jy

[The AMWU @theamwu]

he just wants a fair go dinki di VB cricket shannon noll BBQ crack at negatively gearing his 5th home #faketradie

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@XboxSupport I can't call to international numbers from my phone - Got an Australian number I can call?

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@XboxSupport Hey guys, been waiting for an email with a postage slip, to send my Xbox One away for repairs/replacement.
No email, what do?

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@TheFeedSBS I heard you were looking for news stories and feeling left out. Would you like a story about a chicken?

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@claireypee lemme know when you need me to come round :)

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@claireypee I can help!

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@malokind indeed! Will DM you :)

[sloppyanna 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @theOFFICIALmilf]

Seven trans women have been killed since 2015 started. Seven.

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

.@sixthbest Nuggetnado!

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@sixthbest The Philosopher's Nugget

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@sixthbest followed by the inevitable sequel, Nugget 2: Nugget Harder

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@cleverbutmeh @sixthbest it's not our fault! The nuggets, they called to us! D:

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@tentsie revel in the pudding! Regret nothing!

[Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest]

Here, I fixed the ad campaign for "Fifty Shades Of Grey."

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@tentsie this is the correct choice.

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@sixthbest :P

[Detachable Pianist @DetachableFelix]

@sixthbest *hugs*