Wardell John Leighson

Because what I say is occasionally funny, and junk. I have not ever played professional football.

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@hasumpstuffedup @Bmwils11 @Keyser1617 @MattWalshMedia "Potentially"? The new rules are ludicrously inept.

Literally no-one, not even the rules committee, could argue that the game is better off for the interpretations of a) the 50m against Freijah last night, and b) the "crossing the line" ruck free against Jackson today.

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@bunderaboy1 @XanderMcGuire7 @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne Genuinely one of the most idiotic comments that any human has ever made in the entire recorded history of the universe

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@flagswans2026 @XanderMcGuire7 @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne Who is "they"? Please tell us.

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@05Brady @XanderMcGuire7 @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne What a surprise that this small-dicked incel is a racist

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@AflGlicko Geelong lose to a rabble, at home.
Sydney bully an even bigger rabble, at home.
Freo dominate the reigning premiers, the furthest distance away from home, on 11 game winning streak with an avg winning margin of 31 points.

But sure. They're 3rd on your rankings. Makes sense.

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@bomber_bennett Now do Tom Morris.

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@Macetrott Collingwood fans have simultaneously the thinnest skin, and the least developed sense of humour ever

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@HRobertsonEsq He certainly has an irritating style of writing, Damian. It's incredibly hard to read, Sliding Doors. Wondering how they keep him employed, the AFL.

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@NickBro45164703 @Sammy__Edmund @1116sen Twitter bio reveals all we really need to know about this dipshit

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@PollyPorridge Came to the replies to express my indignation for needlessly picking on my team, stayed in the replies to express my appreciation for the well-created innuendo once I understood the assignment 👍

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@Daicosian You seem to be ignoring the fact that your joke of a team struggled to fall over the line against literally the worst AFL squad ever assembled, at home, in front of 90000 people, in the biggest sycophantic circle-jerk celebration ever witnessed in this sport.

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@AF_Hell Yes, those famous AFL full-backs Barry Hall and Tony Lockett

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@tomswiftburner Maybe if West Coast played football inside their forward 50 and not Benny Hill comedy routines, they would (and should) have won by at least 3 goals

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@priestessofdada @GaryPetersonUSA NO.

REALLY??????????????

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@TomFitton Go jump in a lake and get yourself wet, Thomas

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@ClubWas21Plus Parody accounts that are terrible at actually doing parody are worse than Hitler if he used a sword stolen from Gandhi's personal collection to murder 2000 innocent puppies and sold their skins to a Chinese sweatshop for 7 year old children to sew designer handbags out of.

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@Keaysus11 @EagleHuey By that "logic", David Mundy should win the next 30 Formula 1 championships.

Sitting on a couch for a few hours, sitting in a plane for a few hours, sitting in the seat of an F1 car...... WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, CHAMP??????

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@jezzajones33 @Keaysus11 @7AFL Both of them are giving off 4cm-Penis Energy

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@Keaysus11 @EagleHuey Every time I log on to this website I think I've seen the literal dumbest thing that any human could ever possibly say. This sets the new benchmark for dumbest human on earth.

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@JoshJenkins24 Explain how.