Devin Nunes' Colon

Full of less shite than the rest of Devin. Parody of a parody of a human.

I wanted to be @DevinNunesColon, but I'm a semi sentient chunk of anatomy.

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@DevinCow @TROLLINGisDUMB @ALT_uscis @Angry_Staffer @propornot I'm pulling for ya.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

@realDonaldTrump Way to #bebest. I guess you don’t like children unless they’re in a dressing room at a pageant.

[Steven Dennis @StevenTDennis]

Air Force doc tweeted by Van Hollen says military families at Andrews Air Force Base face *$9400 more per kid* in typical costs for off-base child care unless new child development center is built. This is a project tapped by Trump for wall money.

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@Oakahnesky @andellis @frankieboy1 @vbspurs @MattGarrahan You'd be an expert on salvageability.

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@ButtNunes @SethAbramson A fool and his money are soon parted.

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@owillis I'm very tired of my fellow white people doing this bullsh...

They scream about this racist being discriminated against, yet see no issue with cops getting away with murdering black people like Charles Kinsey.

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@RepMattGaetz On a scale of one to DUI, how drunk were you?

How about right now?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

You've got a lot to be proud of, Jiwandeep. Thanks for everything you do to make this country a little more equal. Turban looks great, by the way. Happy Pride Month, everybody!

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @FoxNews Thanks for the heads up. I will enjoy watching a different channel.

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

Trump to child: the border wall is ‘being built now’ 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

https://t.co/ozmNZsYRWw

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@Dan91370191 @Stop_Trump20 I'm sorry, Gay Cow.

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@philipaklein "Doing something about gun violence would be a slap in the face to the kids killed in elementary schools."

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@ButtNunes Ah, a very apt word for what I experience when Devin eats something spicier than where bread.

[Devin Nunes' Left Butt Cheek @DevinButt]

I wish I could make it! Maybe I can still get him to sue his butt off. Hoping. 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215]

@RepThomasMassie As a PhD in feces, let me say that I've seen worse than you, but not by much.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”