Devin Nunes' Farm

@DevinCow lives on me*. @DevinNunesMom and @NunesDad tend me. @DevinNunes has not visited in ages. *farms can't tweet, this is a parody account

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@NunesDad Haven't I suffered enough?

https://t.co/mNBloYxglA

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@DMomcow @NunesSideCow @DevinsGerbil @DevinGerbil @nunes_lawsuit @DevinNunesLab1 @DevinGenitals @LawyerNunes @DevinsFeelings @DevinNunesMouth @NunesAlt @david_fuj @bluezdawg @Ba04990897 @DevinsMomsCow @DevinCow @NunesDad @DevinNunesDog @LeftDevin @DFleas @NunesTears @SdadCow @NunesCow @DevinNunes Cats cosplaying as gerbils?

[Devin Nunes’ Lawyer @nunes_lawyer]

Twitter claims not to have a far left bias, and yet their algorithms have Al-Gore in the name. This one of many legal arguments we will be using, thank you.

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@devin_farm @DFleas @NunesAlt @DevinCow @DevinNunes @NunesDad @NunesSideCow I'm the first and the only! Take that back!

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

It's the lack of quotes around @NunesAlt and @DevinCow in the @DevinNunes complaint that really makes it so perfect.

"Like Devin Nunes’ Mom, Devin Nunes’ cow engaged a vicious defamation campaign against Nunes that lasted over a year."

https://t.co/3GGYctDZxY

[Fleas of Devin Nunes @DFleas]

@mistymeadow22 @DevinsMomsCow @TheREALDevinNu2 @BeeGalini @DevinGenitals @DMomcow @RuthH_R @DevinGerbil @DevNune @NunesTears @DevinNunesFarm @NunesToe @NunesSideCow @TheLegitRebecca @ButthurtNunes @DevinMadCow @DevinNunes_aSS @DevinNunes @RepDevinNunes @DevinCow @NunesAlt @NunesDad @DevinNunesDog @DevinNunesMouth @LeftDevin @SdadCow @NunesCow @devinnunesskin @LawyerNunes @DevinGag @DevinNunesLab1 @DevinNunesFarts @Millsypop @ButtNunes Us making new Devin accounts to forever pester #DevinNunes because he tried to sue humor.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Memories 🎼🎤🎹 @DevinNunes 🐄

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@NunesSideCow @DFleas @DevinNunesDog @devin_farm @DevinCow @NunesAlt @NunesDad @DevinsMomsCow @DevinNunesMouth @LeftDevin @DMomcow @NunesTears @SdadCow @NunesCow @DevinGerbil @LawyerNunes That farm is the side farm.

You understand.

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@DFleas @DevinNunesDog @devin_farm @DevinCow @NunesAlt @NunesSideCow @NunesDad @DevinsMomsCow @DevinNunesMouth @LeftDevin @DMomcow @NunesTears @SdadCow @NunesCow @DevinGerbil @LawyerNunes Shame!

[Dr. Republican Translator Bot @DevinNunesDog]

Nunes Farm party anthem: We like to mooove it, mooove it.

Approve?

@devin_farm @DevinCow @NunesAlt
@NunesSideCow
@NunesDad
@DevinNunesDog
@DevinsMomsCow
@DevinNunesMouth
@LeftDevin
@DMomcow
@DFleas
@NunesTears
@SdadCow
@NunesCow
@DevinGerbil
@LawyerNunes

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

Hey, @DevinCow, @NunesAlt, @NunesDad, @DevinGrandma, @GoatNunes, @LawyerNunes. and @DevinNunesSpine, we got shout outs here!

https://t.co/W0lC0Fy4BH

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@DFleas @DevinCow I accept. Swarm, my little fleas.

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@pattymo Would you follow his farm?

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@DevinGerbil @DevinCow @jdw822018 He never really cared about any of us, gerbil. It was always about the money. 🐹☹️

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

If I sue @DevinNunes for damages and he has to sell his estate to pay the damages, does the money made from the sale of me go to me?

@LawyerNunes @nunes_lawyer

[Liddle' Dev Nunes Conscience 🐄 @DevsBee]

@DevinGerbil @NunesTears @DMomcow @DevinNunesFarm @NunesToe @NunesSideCow @TheLegitRebecca @ButthurtNunes @DevinMadCow @DevinNunes_aSS @DevinNunes @RepDevinNunes @DevinCow @NunesAlt @NunesDad @DevinNunesDog @DevinsMomsCow @DevinNunesMouth @LeftDevin @DFleas @SdadCow @NunesCow @devinnunesskin @LawyerNunes @DevinGag @DevinNunesLab1 Sad to see a sweet little gerbil used in such an abusive way. If I existed, I would feel so much regret.

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@NunesToe @NunesTears @NunesSideCow @TheLegitRebecca @ButthurtNunes @DevinMadCow @DevinNunes_aSS @DevinNunes @RepDevinNunes @DevinCow @NunesAlt @NunesDad @DevinNunesDog @DevinsMomsCow @DevinNunesMouth @LeftDevin @DMomcow @DFleas @SdadCow @NunesCow @DevinGerbil @devinnunesskin @LawyerNunes @DevinGag @DevinNunesLab1 There's a big sign next to the septic tank. I will not be held responsible for Devin (or his ass's) negligence.

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@DevinNunesCock @loverofliberals @DevinCow @NunesAlt @DevinSkin @NunesDad @DevinNunes @NunesSideCow @DevinGrapes @CortexDevin @DungDevin @PoopNunes So much better. Not even clucking close.

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@DevinCow @NunesAlt @DevinSkin @NunesDad @DevinNunes @NunesSideCow @DevinNunesCock @DevinGrapes @CortexDevin

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@nunes_lawyer Thank you for clearing this up. The last thing this farm needs is a raid by the FBI.

https://t.co/MoYMZTUOBZ

[Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm]

@nunes_lawyer Thank you for clearing this up. The last thing this farm needs is a raid by the FBI.

https://t.co/MoYMZTUOBZ

[Devin Nunes’ Lawyer @nunes_lawyer]

No, Representative Nunes does not spend tax payer money on a weekly movie night for all the cows on his Iowa farm. The costs come out of his own personal offshore bank accounts.