DevinNunes'Proctologist

I'm actually a psychiatrist, but Devon's head is up his butt, so..new specialty.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

The same one where women are having to fight for simple contraception but men can buy loads of floppy dick pills over the internet without ever seeing a Dr.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

THE FUTURE (ECHO ECHO ECHO)!

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

We don't deserve dogs.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Told ya so! They're making him King of America!

[Janice Dominic 🌊🌊🌊❄❄ @oldtiredfeminis]

What the holy hell?

On #faux news:

“[President Trump] will be at the border tomorrow, looking at the beginning of the wall that was built under his reign.”

UNDER HIS REIGN? WTF?

Who made him king?
#ImpeachTrump #TrumpResign

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

@Alyssa_Milano Its really nice just knowing wear I can follow you😎

[Wicked Delicious @wickeddelicious]

@Alyssa_Milano I’m pretty sure what you meant to quote was “your a has been”, because they tend to grammar good.

Keep on crushing it. You’re making a difference. Or should I say “your”...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You mad bro? 😂

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Dictator. By definition: bad

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

@DevinGerbil I feel you and I will meet. Unfortunately.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Thanks for helping me reach 25 followers! Who else do you think should be following me? Truly! I can't even express how thrilled I am!

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

I know I certainly will.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Mine is Naked Florida man sets house on fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman grill.

[cintra wilson @xintra]

I am really loving the 'Find Your Florida Man' by searching 'Florida man' with your birthday- thing.

Mine shot a cat with a crossbow. I feel really lucky.

https://t.co/9aJUiXtWUA

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

As a Proctologist (for legal purposes, parody!) I'm going to go ahead and say no. He is however a giant walking, talking rectum.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

I think they have paper bag sex.

[❣️ᎮᏒᎥᏕᏕᎩ❣️ @PrissyBritchez]

💁 ... Do Kellyanne & George have angry sex❓

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Ah, it's no skin off anybody's nose, right?

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

@willsommer That’s nuts.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Butt they don't want you to speak English, they want you to speak Amerikkkan.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

That's what she said.

Ba dum tiss

I'll show my self out.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

@tonyposnanski tony it's ok to eat your friends sometimes

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

Really? I would've thought after yesterday you would feel like you've been through a woodchipper. I expect a call any minute asking for ointment for Devin's are.
I also need to mention that every time I type his name, my autocorrect changes it from Devin to Devil. Coincidence?

[Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals]

@ElleArmageddon @photomattmills So far I’ve been successful with the second one.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

I kind of hate myself for trying to find BIGJUICYMAGABALLS6447883 profile page just now.

[DevinNunes'Proctologist @DevinnunesP]

That's probably usable. My hubby just hired a laborer with a Master's in Philosophy. I'm betting his parents want their money back.