Shitter Thoughts

The man without pants fears not the pickpocket

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@fastestUFO I need one

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@burnthair Last time I went to Ace I dropped the tiniest George on a single bolt. The time it took to ring me up probably deleted any profit from the sale

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@victim_burn77 Zero. Courage manifests itself in many different forms.

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@SmalltimeJones Tragedy befalls the innocent once again.

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@DeputyFife69 Tinder

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Got my dumbass buddy to narwhal an ultra. #squid #nuke

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@kitchen_chud Real

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@Clayton_Blackk If y’all ever catch me doing this just do me a favor and shoot me

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@PaulFineBurner Fucky. Jfc just gonna kill myself. Thanks autocorrect

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@PaulFineBurner That shit is timed so ducky

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VPN and streaming box means I’m watching JOY News from Ghana. Staying up to date on current affairs across the world. #cosmopolitan #mrworldwide

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@JeebusBurner Blarlie Blurp

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@GamecockWill69 Game over for dehydration

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@UnderwearStain That’s it I’m calling NASA

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@kitchen_chud NASCAR

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@cranialfissure How it feels revealing the burner to the ladies

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@The_King_Trout Philosophically arguing from the negative, the excellence of breasts negates their importance in decision-making, as breasts will always be excellent. A fine rump is much more deterministic of the overall quality of a body shape. #themoreyouknow

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@_vandul Bro. Methane is lighter than air. The fuck are you eating

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@ChadFeldheimer3 More like buffalo DICKen dip

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@LynSkyn13 I wear full polyester to nuke my sack because I can’t afford condoms. #twobirdsonestone