MrDevious

[In/Pacino/Out @slime_machine]

most people had dialup too it’s not like you could go watch it online or download it or whatever, you stayed up on a school night just to see kagome figuring shit out from scratch it was excruciating

[pingeee @pingeeecast]

@slime_machine When I was learning sf6 I heard about Daigo doing 1000 dp drills, tuned in to his stream and he misses a dp, then goes to training and dps for like an hour straight. And then I check him in a bracket couple weeks later and he misses dp for a game and just sits expressionless.

[shannon³ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

asked if i could get in the friendlies rotation and they said “sure after this one” and they’ve played 22 games since

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

they're making wellness videos about playing video games on your couch, that's how bad phone has gotten

[gyu ⨾ rin .ᐟ❔🎫 @imgyurin]

i genuinely have to stop and watch this video all the way through, multiple times bc he's so fucking genuine with this crashout

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

when i get my paycheck, i get me a nice toikey. and den i eat da toikey until my tummy urts. den i throw da bones at james

[cory @coolmathgame_]

wife: please just don’t say anything stupid

me: ok

[later at dinner with her coworkers]

me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol

them: what

me: i said roosters be waking up early

[Impervious @DawnOfficeMVP]

"Strongest sorcerer in history vs Stongest sorcerer available" was the absolute peak of lobotomy kaisen

[Gliscor @GliscorStall]

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

bestfriEND.

they all END.

you know what doesn’t end?

Gliscor

Protect, Substitute, Toxic, Earthquake

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

28 years ago would be the best time to start watching one piece

Today is the second best

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

[Coney @CONEY]

@slime_machine Your willingness to take the throw isn't a concession — it's a calculated investment in yourself.

[MTLX LNCR @DeadlyRave]

Not classic rock, but this is probably the most "alright man please talk to a therapist" comment i ever saw

[niko @saintniko]

Imagine ripping a cig in Cerulean city

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Incredible things happening in the state of Virginia

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God