Justin Coy Welch

Wet Hot American Summer

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@joeythejanitorr Buddy… let me put you on to some shit

With love,
-your other honky tonk friend

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@joeythejanitorr Make it 6 you sexy beast

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@StereotypeLuke Lmao I just got hit with a surprise trip to Albuquerque from mine . Us fellas gotta be spoiled too 💁🏼‍♂️

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@joeythejanitorr Boi gon’ need a weed eater

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@jrenzzyyy Outlaw Women by HWjr is possibly my favorite song of all time. You’ll love it

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

How the Israelites were when Moses parted the sea 🌊

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@69DEVINE @CrosbyMaxx Same 😂 we’re so used to devastating news unfortunately

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@CrosbyMaxx @Raiders Holy shit I thought this said “I’ll miss y’all” 😅😅

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@Kpiggly @SierraFerrell Dude I wish. She’s dope

[Dane Magic @danemagic]

Just had three mimosas at Cracker Barrel and I’m ready to fuck

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@b_farmm I gotchu

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@b_farmm No comparison to what you have going on! I’ll get you a heated ski mask

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@b_farmm This is how my mouth feels. I’ve had metal screws and staples on the roof of my mouth for like 6 years now 🥶🥶

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

Raise hell and praise Dale, bo

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

You've lived your dream, @DaleJr.

We can't wait to see you inducted into the NASCAR Hall of Fame. #NASCARHOF

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@mmglaser @ElyKreimendahl I feel this and things never change 😂. As an adult I got drunk with my pops in Vegas, we were on the city bus back to the hotel and I passed out.... 3 hours later I wake up still on the fkn bus while he’s at the hotel 😂😂😂

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

If the baddest dude in the league says it, it must be true 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

We’ll Be Back☠️🦅

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

@joeythejanitorr No way

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

That’s pretty much all I have to say, you guys have been wonderful.

[Justin Coy Welch @DeweyCornbread]

ALSO, I don’t care what kind of vehicle you own, if it has 200,000+ miles, you are not allowed to ask for anything over $2500. Don’t care if it’s mint condition, the answer is no.
(This doesn’t apply to the diesel world, I’ll buy a clapped 12v with 350,000 miles for 8k erry day)