Made my sister sort through records and she trolled me for ab 30 seconds, said young Merle Haggard was hot, called me a nerd, and leftโฆhad a nice time.
Bill Gates' lab-made butter is expected to reach supermarket shelves by 2027.
"It looks, smells, and tastes like the butter we're all familiar with, but without the farmland, fertilisers, or emissions."
Bill Gates: "The idea of switching to lab-made fats and oils may seem strange at first, but their potential to significantly reduce our carbon footprint is immense."
"This is really about how we feed our species and heal our planet at the same time."
No Bill, this is really about phasing out agriculture and seizing control of the global food supply, as a way of controlling the global population.
@Ticketmaster hello you absolute dipshits it me again. Quick q for the queue, why do you allow more presale sign ups than there are seats in the venue?
Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman:
"in five years, everyone will have an AI companion that knows them deeply
what they see, hear, prefer, and feel"
It won't just assist
It will live life alongside you, an ever-present friend helping you navigate life's biggest challenges
@DainFitzgerald Hey man, I knew Ashli. I saw her every weekend for years. I just redownloaded Twitter after seeing a screenshot of this elsewhere to tell you not only would they have not been friends but you are a huge loser and youโre dumb as shit.