Governor Dick DeWine

The alter ego of the insane governor of Ohio. Proudly ruining my peasants' lives on a daily basis. In an affair with COVID-19.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@Kellovesflea @JoeBlystone22 @wasserstrom @dole Think we already have enough illegals.

[Robert Barnes @barnes_law]

Contrast #AshliBabbitt case w/ #DuanteWright: both shot by police. Difference? One faced a warrant for prior charges of armed robbery when accidentally shot while seeking to escape arrest; the other was deliberately shot for trespass on public property. Guess which cop charged?

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@RickPow85692431 @GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio I think I need to order the algae bloom to wear a mask. That'll fix it! Thanks for the suggestion!

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@race002 @GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio Sorry, I'm having too much fun destroying what's left of the once great state of Ohio.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@libtard33 @GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio I went down to Buckeye Lake last summer with an executive order instructing the algae blooms to cease and desist, but it laughed at me. Don't quite understand the reaction.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@antiwoke14 @GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio Take your "vaccine" and be a good little serf. I know the masks do nothing. The facial diapers are a symbol of submission to the new order and that the wearer lacks basic critical thinking skills.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio Reversing this damage I've caused to the Ohio economy with my tyrannical fiat will take time, but we must begin implementing long-term solutions now so that we can enjoy our state in the future. That's why we've come up with our experimental "vaccines" to eliminate useless eaters

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@MeInTheMitten @MinarchistR @EricMMatheny Don't worry. Our "vaccines" will take care of them in the next couple of years.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@Cyclowarrior @GovMikeDeWine Maybe you should ask the CDC about that. They conducted the study, not me.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@bavsarino @Cyclowarrior @GovMikeDeWine The CDC is misinformation?

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@nV_042 @GovMikeDeWine @OhioOOD No, we have Mr. Bow Tie around for that. Eric, my personal servant, just reposts our crap on my Twitter feed.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@LiarLia08588721 @dstforeverforme @GovMikeDeWine @OhioOOD I enjoy taking advantage of stupid lemmings like this, so let up on him. If I told the poster that he could avoid COVID by jumping naked into Lake Erie, the poster would eagerly do so and then lick my boots when the poster came out of the water.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@dstforeverforme @LiarLia08588721 @GovMikeDeWine @OhioOOD Read down to the study where it says the masks may have stopped up to 1.8 percent of the spread. And the study doesn't take into account rampant misuse of the facial diapers. It's basically a wash and only a feel-good measure for the lemmings. https://t.co/LEZqZpZPVD

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@antiwoke14 @GovMikeDeWine @OhioOOD Yep, as a state overlord I am exempted from the mask mandate. Facial diapers are only for the peasantry to show they have submitted to our stupid standards, despite masks doing little to stop the spread. https://t.co/Wid5j96gVm

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@karenissuper @antiwoke14 @GovMikeDeWine @OhioOOD I was standing on a step stool.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@aamiac @GovMikeDeWine @usedgov @fema A little face rash is good for them. When I went to school, I had to hike five miles through three foot snow drifts. I would fall into the drift of snow and have to pay people to dig me out since I am a midget. I didn't have any friends.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@NoVaxForMe1776 @GovMikeDeWine @usedgov @fema Think you have been scammed. We are going to back door the vaccine mandate eventually through your employer or the school your child attends.

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@GovMikeDeWine @usedgov @fema Yes, we have batches of hand sanitizer available that contain a carcinogen above FDA limits. It's good for your children and the staff of the school. https://t.co/ewpnde7svy

[Governor Dick DeWine @DewineDick]

@tintube2 @GovMikeDeWine @GOP @JoeBiden @CDCgov @CDCDirector @UN @WHO Your former civil liberties are under my boot. Get used to the new order, serf, and put on your facial diaper. It's a symbol of submission.