Daniel Flattery

I like dogs.....a lot

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@poundsmith2 Well better a Disney princess than Fiona for the birds sake.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Gal Gadot, who is Israeli, was cast to play Cleopatra

Now we're finding out how many people didn't know that Cleopatra wasn't actually of Egyptian descent

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

A special message from Coach Steve on National Coaches Day...

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Good luck getting paid, Walter Reed.

[Judy Gold @JewdyGold]

BREAKING: Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested positive for Itolduso-19.

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@MikeBeauvais @dhubes15

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

I don’t know why but that wasn’t what I thought I was sending you two

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@jnenn25 @dhubes15

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@themangoqueen_ You showed a knack for it back in the clinical days at biddle. Glad to see you’ve maintained your passion and have excelled in helping others!!

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@stylebender would you do me the honor of punching me in the face?

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

People say that kneeling during the national anthem is disrespecting our troops. But you don’t hear a peep when Clemson is crushing a military academy by 49 points in the first half.

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

bring me to life - evanescence

[Gbesebah 🇱🇷🇺🇲 @DaRealAloysius]

Kool Aid is constantly talkin about how they are healthier than soda. NOT GOOD FOR YOU but better than soda.

Which is why the slogan for my triple bacon cheese burger chain is "Would you rather do meth?"

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@kawaiitlyn @dhubes15 @jnenn25

[lyn @G1NLUVR]

was not expecting this from my chem professor but i’m also not complaining

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@SpiderManMedia @DaRealAlNimpson @dhubes15

[Nathalie Emmanuel @missnemmanuel]

They can’t pay the rent with a bench....

[Daniel Flattery @Dflat1993]

@pflatterme My musical taste can lately be summarized as pagan....so I thinks it’s a family issue.

[mark normand @marknorm]

If someone sees the Goodyear Blimp at any point in 2020, they should be able to shoot it down on principle.