Diagon Alley Digest

PARODY ACCOUNT: for Harry Potter fans and those who love humor.

[Diagon Alley Digest @Diagon_Digest]

The real chaos is in the Muggle world: US & Iran trading curses across the Strait of Hormuz, Venezuela still digging survivors from the earth-shaking disaster, and Europe melting under a record heatwave hotter than Fiendfyre.

[Blind Bear 🐻🕶️ @BlindBearMedia]

🚨BREAKING🚨
Conor McGregor was seen walking into “Newport Pain Management Clinic” just 4 days before UFC 329

He is seen limping on his right leg when walking in😳

(Via The Hollywood Fix YT)

[Jamahal Hill @JamahalH]

Also who ever put that 900k on Max right before the fight is getting investigated!!!

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Max Holloway: “You guys are lucky because now there will be Holloway vs McGregor 3! Bring the money!”

Everyone in the arena who paid thousands:

[That Catholic Guy 🇻🇦 @Catholic_bro]

🗿

[Diagon Alley Digest @Diagon_Digest]

@VideoGameHstry I got started in Gen IV. God do I feel old.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The ultimate blunt rotation.

[That Catholic Guy 🇻🇦 @Catholic_bro]

Amen

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Haaland 💔💔

[The Uri @uricohenisrael]

England fans can wave the England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in Miami, but they can’t do that in their home country

This is crazy

[Diagon Alley Digest @Diagon_Digest]

I was already disappointed about how the World Cup match went. But making Snoopy sad makes me mad!

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

🇳🇴💔💔💔🇳🇴

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

Erling Haaland did nothing wrong. Guy from England FLOPPED.

England been mugging the Viking all game. Norway goal should’ve counted.

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

Sorloth has 0 goal contributions this tournament and instead of passing it to Haaland WHO HAS 7 GOALS but he thinks he’s Messi, genuinely cost Norway the game

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

England player falls like a bitch and lays on the ground for 10 seconds instead of getting back in the play so the goal doesn’t count. Softest sport in the world

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

Viking Leif Erikson reached Newfoundland in the year 1000 AD

Months earlier, he was baptised and became a Catholic when visiting King Olaf in Norway

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

if you want to call this then call it each time they bear hug Haaland and completely restrict his movement

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

THE WORLD CUP IS RIGGED FOR ENGLAND !! HOW DO YOU DISALLOWED THAT NORWAY GOAL!!

Am I doing it right?

[Diagon Alley Digest @Diagon_Digest]

While there were some controversial calls that went England’s way. The English knights once again defeated the Vikings of Norway in the FIFA World Cup quarter final.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

VAR team

[Jan 🇩🇪 @FutbolJan10]

2 v 1 with fcvking Erling Haaland by your side and you chose to feed your ego

shame on you Sorloth