Jay Light

comedian and fucked up game show host
@wronggameshow
show dates at the link ⤵️

[Jay Light @DietJay]

We jingled all the way through our last @wronggameshow with the amazing @billymyersIII @danielvankirk and @MaddiMays. Missed it? Don’t worry, it’s out wherever you get podcasts now (and on YouTube soon!). Give your ears the gift of WRONG!
https://t.co/OrGNUQAkCE

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[palmer @decentbirthday]

overheard in a starbucks just now:

“i just saw that movie about the sun dying”

“project hail mary?”

“hamnet”

[Fierce Deity @dafiercediety]

A witness just sent me a photo of Chappell Roan attacking a child in Brazil

[wint @dril]

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

This is what it feels like to enjoy both Sinners and OBAA

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I kinda love that Madigan won for such a fun role. She gets a very meaty dramatic scene, but she mostly gets to be a goofy little hag, it’s a delightful character performance. This is the sorta thing the Best Supporting should go to more often

[f thot fitzgerald @ianolympio]

I love screenwriters

[Jay Light @DietJay]

Kash Patel is already UFC trained, he's an Ultimate Fucking Chode https://t.co/Gwl9tZC8OE

[Will Rose @Vermintyfresh]

One ancient banger

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I don't know if I'd call that his greatest crime

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

Well this is fine and all but wouldn't you rather have an AI generated video of Iron Man at Dunder Mifflin.

[Django Gold @django]

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Experiences Real Human Emotions And Has The Capacity To Both Love And Be Loved

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵

[party mom @fifimcfae]

samin nosrat seeing briahna joy's pantry

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Don’t pay attention to this: all kitchen outcomes are completely random. People who “know how to cook” are just unnaturally lucky or have the resources to try 5 or 6 things at once, while only serving you the success stories. It’s impossible to “learn”

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

me hearing someone call cumin and gochujang "cosmopolitan chungus millennial" ingredients