Justin Wilson

nope

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

What even is Twitter anymore? Anyway, here's this.

❄️🤏🪶

Cold Little Crow - Take it Away https://t.co/WuuXphkcn9 via @YouTube

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

As @Nick_Offerman is currently in #yyc filming @HBOsTheLastofUs, I (and Gavin) wanted to bring this back to remind him and everyone to dress accordingly out there, lest ye catch cold.

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Gavin has been channeling his inner flu-riddled #RonSwanson for the last couple days. @Nick_Offerman @KenTremendous #ParksandRec

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

I'm getting #married in May and I'm just sitting over here laughing to myself at the impending horror in my mother's eyes as the first dance becomes a surprise circle pit with no regard for age or human life.

#springwedding

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

@GlobalCalgary A place called Without Papers has their papers revoked for continuing to serve people who are without papers while they're actually required to only serve those who do, in fact, have papers. 🚫📜🍕

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Went for a jog. Found some street art.

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Probably also worth pointing out that for each person who receives $100 for doing something the rest of us already did because we're not idiots, that's $100 the UCP has withheld from - and now has no chance of going to - a social program or someone who needs it. #yyc #COVID19AB

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

@malphy That's a good question Norlissa.

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Here is my big dog utilizing a small bed meant for a normal cat while a stack of big beds meant for my big dog goes unused behind him. #NationalDogDay #yyc #englishbulldog

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

Who did this? 😮

https://t.co/iMJ5qc8y9m

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

@cpcwrites This is incredibly accurate.

"Can you go check the back?"

"Yes, I will go stand in the back for a bit."

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Older folk actually talk about how when they were kids nut allergies, celiac disease and lactose intolerance weren't things, while they turned a blind eye to their children ingesting #Orbitz.

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

#HappyMothersDay

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

These variants are getting scary.

@joerogan #COVID19 #JOEVID19 #BROVID19

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

I got my COVID jabbin' last week but I forgot to let social media know - an apparent requirement - and now I'm worried it won't work. #thanksobama

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

@MattBerryFM https://t.co/2UzSwdRcJa

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Do you think it's our fault for assuming @jkenney was gonna protect teachers, health care workers, human services, general people because we thought him writing "JK" on everything was his signature? Kinda seems like he's been kiddin' around for some time now, that rapscallion...

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Do you think the new AB curriculum introducing Genghis Khan to 7-year-olds is so later when they call @jkenney out for making them learn about his grandpa, he can be all "Well, you're probably related to that guy and I didn't say anything!"

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

Speaking of chasing snakes away, be dope if St. Paddy emerged from his hovel today and chased all the anti-maskers and COVID deniers straight into the sea.

"Fella, they're keeping 'ur rights down there!"

*Fella drowns, finally understands respiratory issues.

#StPatricksDay

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

From what I can tell, the @Raptors are missing the perfect opportunity to film the highly anticipated sequel, The Replacements 2: Hardwood, with Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman returning to fill the respective shoes of @FredVanVleet and @pskills43. Come on guys.

#WeTheNorth

[Justin Wilson @DigitalJMW]

@AidenDunne First of all, I disagree.