I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday.
Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.
@MatrixMysteries If you’re not a productive citizen you don’t need to be spending more time at the aquarium… I saw the same thing at the Cincinnati zoo last year… definitely did not make the zoo more “family friendly”
I think it’s hard for younger guys to fully grasp how accurate this is
Especially if you’ve never felt the suffocating grasp of corporate America
Brother, I was so fucking close to be sucked in forever
The goal is and always will be:
Having a big happy family
Living close to and retiring your parents
Getting to actually spend time with all of them
Being able to take vacations & trips whenever you want (and pay for everyone)
Picking up the bill
Giving your best friend the starting capital to finally start a business
Uplifting the lives of everyone in your proximity
Step 1: is being delusional enough to believe you are capable and worthy of that life