Dinesh

Offensive at times - You've been warned. Disagree. Feel Free. Oh also, I'm not the person you should put on speaker phone.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga took mac and cheese to a whole different level 😭

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Much respect to melons for keeping their seeds in one neat pile, unlike watermelons.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

This is great to see, and probably his parents are still young enough to make future playing squads.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Cowboy Beans @ande56495]

No fucking way Trump bathes or showers on his own. He’s cleaned by others like an elephant.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

50 Kode Jill-e-Ilaahi

[Sakshi @333maheshwariii]

Best combination to ever exist : Chai and Idli.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

@realhyderabad86 Hi, I’ve a land parcel of 9K sq yds on the main road - Bangalore highway. I am planning to lease it out to reputed company(ies) for showroom/warehousing purpose. If you reckon you have leads for the same, we can work out a commission basis deal. DM me for more information.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

Ab ‘cheers’ to nahi bolega 🙄

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

Virat Kohli saying "Radhe, Radhe" at Premanand Maharaj's Ashram in Vrindavan. ❤️

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Highly recommend letting people know you're capable of madness from time to time. Especially if you're a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let mfers know you can go from 0-100 real quick.

[Tim Muirhead @TimMuirhead]

David Boon downed 52 beers on a Qantas flight from Sydney to London ahead of the 1989 Ashes.

Then walked out and helped Australia smash England by 210 runs in the First Test.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

One international trip and bro is acting like he crossed the Himalayas barefoot

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Modern life has tricked us into thinking travel is good.

It's kind of barbaric for the body.

Last time I went to Asia we measured my biomarkers.

The data was bad…

+ 9 days for blood glucose stability
+ 9 days to re-entrain my circadian rhythm
+ 18 days for sleep architecture recovery

The research:
+ people who travel constantly for work (3+ wks a month) have measurably more anxiety, depression, and drinking problems than people who don’t
+ repeated jet lag is linked to memory-region shrinkage in flight crews
+ your immune system takes a hit. Dry cabin air dries out mucous membranes that block infection which can leave you more exposed to getting sick

This is intuitive because the body runs on a clock. Biological processes kicked off by another, with sleep + sun running the show.

Cabin altitude is ~7,000 ft. Hypoxia alone disrupts cortisol and suppresses nocturnal melatonin for hours after you land. Cabin humidity drops as low as 5% (drier than the Sahara).

If you’re budgeting your international trips: I’d suggest no more than once every 3 months. Evidence shows you need ~1 day per time zone to re-entrain, and east is worse than west.

Once Kate gets back she’s starting the female protocol. This also means she can’t travel internationally for at least a few months while we collect baseline measurement.

The body understands time zone changes as trauma.

I hope that this is my last international trip for a very long time.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

Somewhere between strangers and streetlights in a foreign city at night, you finally stop needing anything to make sense.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night, realizing how far you’ve come. Top 3 peak moments ever.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

Chreatine 🙄

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

Difficult

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Niggas even dermatologists now

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

spanish bitches be like "papi why July to me"…. first of all bitch we in May

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

[Dinesh @DineshJ]

All addictions are a low level search for God.”

- Carl Jung

[k @4dwrlddd]

u gotta be addicted to something otherwise life isn’t interesting i swear

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[M @nocturama_]

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually